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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Pr 26:16 Ir Abimelechas sakė Izaokui: "Pasitrauk nuo mūsų, nes pasidarei daug stipresnis už mus. "
Ge 26:16 And Abimelech said unto Isaac, Go from us; for thou art much mightier than we.
Apd 19:37 Jūs atitempėte čionai šiuos vyrus, kurie nėra nei šventvagiai, nei piktžodžiautojai mūsų deivei.
Ac 19:37 For ye have brought hither these men, which are neither robbers of churches, nor yet blasphemers of your goddess.
Apd 4:8 Tada Petras, Šventosios Dvasios įkvėptas, jiems atsakė: "Tautos vadovai ir seniūnai!
Ac 4:8 Then Peter, filled with the Holy Ghost, said unto them, Ye rulers of the people, and elders of Israel,
Sk 34:29 Tokie tat buvo žmonės, kuriems Viešpats įsakė padalyti paveldą izraelitams Kanaano krašte.
Nu 34:29 These are they whom the LORD commanded to divide the inheritance unto the children of Israel in the land of Canaan.
2Kor 2:10 O kam jūs dovanojate, tam dovanoju ir aš, nes, jei kam dovanojau, tai padariau dėl jūsų Kristaus akivaizdoje,
2C 2:10 To whom ye forgive any thing, I forgive also: for if I forgave any thing, to whom I forgave it, for your sakes forgave I it in the person of Christ;
Sk 11:20 bet visą mėnesį, kol nebenorėsite nė pauostyti ir kol jums neįgris, nes atmetėte Viešpatį, esantį tarp jūsų, ir verkšlenote prieš jį, sakydami: ‘Ak, kam mes išėjome iš Egipto! ’"
Nu 11:20 But even a whole month, until it come out at your nostrils, and it be loathsome unto you: because that ye have despised the LORD which is among you, and have wept before him, saying, Why came we forth out of Egypt?
Joz 8:18 Tada Viešpats tarė Jozuei: "Ištiesk ietį, kurią laikai rankoje, Ajo link, nes aš atiduosiu jį tau į rankas. " Jozuė ištiesė ietį, kurią laikė rankoje, miesto link.
Jos 8:18 And the LORD said unto Joshua, Stretch out the spear that is in thy hand toward Ai; for I will give it into thine hand. And Joshua stretched out the spear that he had in his hand toward the city.
2Sam 18:23 "Trūks plyš, ­ užsispyrusiai tvirtino jis, ­ aš bėgsiu. " "Tai bėk! " ­ tarė Joabas. Tada Ahimaacas nubėgo Lygumos keliu ir aplenkė kušitą.
2Sa 18:23 But howsoever, said he, let me run. And he said unto him, Run. Then Ahimaaz ran by the way of the plain, and overran Cushi.
Ps 5:7 Bet per tavo didžią ištikimąją meilęaš įžengiu į tavo Namusir iš pagarbios baimės puolu kniūbsčias šventykloje, kur tu esi garbinamas.
Ps 5:7 But as for me, I will come into thy house in the multitude of thy mercy: and in thy fear will I worship toward thy holy temple.
Ps 18:29 Juk per tave galiu paimti užkardą, su savo Dievu galiu peršokti mūrą.
Ps 18:29 For by thee I have run through a troop; and by my God have I leaped over a wall.
Sk 6:21 Tokios tat yra įžadą darančio nazyro pareigos. Jo atnaša Viešpačiui turi būti pagal nazyrato įžadą, neskaitant to, ką dar jis išgali duoti. Pagal tai, kokį įžadą jis bus padaręs, taip jis turi ir elgtis, vykdydamas savo pašventimo nuostatus. "
Nu 6:21 This is the law of the Nazarite who hath vowed, and of his offering unto the LORD for his separation, beside that that his hand shall get: according to the vow which he vowed, so he must do after the law of his separation.
Pr 43:33 Susodinti jo nurodymu ­ pirmagimis pagal savo pirmagimystę ir jauniausias pagal savo amžių ­ vyrai stebėdamiesi žiūrėjo vieni į kitus.
Ge 43:33 And they sat before him, the firstborn according to his birthright, and the youngest according to his youth: and the men marvelled one at another.
Ps 52:9 Dėkosiu tau amžinai už visa, ką tu padarei. Ištikimųjų akivaizdoje skelbsiu tavo vardą, nes jis geras.
Ps 52:9 I will praise thee for ever, because thou hast done it: and I will wait on thy name; for it is good before thy saints.
Ts 9:5 Nuėjęs į savo tėvo namus Ofroje, jis nužudė Jerubaalo sūnus, savo brolius ­ septyniasdešimt vyrų ­ ant vieno akmens. Bet jauniausias Jerubaalo sūnus Jotamas išliko gyvas, nes spėjo pasislėpti.
Judg 9:5 And he went unto his father's house at Ophrah, and slew his brethren the sons of Jerubbaal, being threescore and ten persons, upon one stone: notwithstanding yet Jotham the youngest son of Jerubbaal was left; for he hid himself.
1Kar 15:9 Dvidešimtais Izraelio karaliaus Jeroboamo metais Asa tapo Judo karaliumi.
1Ki 15:9 And in the twentieth year of Jeroboam king of Israel reigned Asa over Judah.
Ps 51:2 Kaskart nuplauk mano kaltę, apvalyk mane nuo mano nuodėmės!
Ps 51:2 Wash me throughly from mine iniquity, and cleanse me from my sin.
Ps 10:3 Nedorėlis puikuojasi savo širdies kėslais, o gobšuolis keikia ir atmeta Viešpatį.
Ps 10:3 For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire, and blesseth the covetous, whom the LORD abhorreth.
Ts 18:1 Anomis dienomis Izraelyje nebuvo karaliaus. Taigi anomis dienomis Dano giminės žmonės ieškojo sau žemės, kur galėtų įsikurti, nes iki tol nebuvo jiems tekęs paveldas tarp Izraelio giminių.
Judg 18:1 In those days there was no king in Israel: and in those days the tribe of the Danites sought them an inheritance to dwell in; for unto that day all their inheritance had not fallen unto them among the tribes of Israel.
Iz 7:24 Žmonės eis į jastik medžioti strėlėmis ir lanku, nes visas kraštas bus užžėlęserškėčiais ir usnimis.
Isa 7:24 With arrows and with bows shall men come thither; because all the land shall become briers and thorns.
Kun 17:4 neatvesdamas prie Susitikimo Palapinės įėjimo atnašauti jų kaip dovanos Viešpačiui priešais Viešpaties Padangtę, tas žmogus bus kaltas kraujo kalte. Žmogus išliejo kraują, užtat jis bus pašalintas iš savo tautos.
Le 17:4 And bringeth it not unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, to offer an offering unto the LORD before the tabernacle of the LORD; blood shall be imputed unto that man; he hath shed blood; and that man shall be cut off from among his people:

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