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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Sam 10:16 Saulius atsakė dėdei: "Mums jis tik pasakė, kad asilės jau atsiradusios. " Tačiau nepasakė nieko, ką Samuelis buvo sakęs apie karaliavimą.
1Sa 10:16 And Saul said unto his uncle, He told us plainly that the asses were found. But of the matter of the kingdom, whereof Samuel spake, he told him not.
Kun 6:18 Tik vyrai iš Aarono palikuonių ją valgys kaip savo teisėtą dalį iš Viešpaties ugninių atnašų per visas kartas. Kas tik jas paliestų, taps pašvęstas. "
Le 6:18 All the males among the children of Aaron shall eat of it. It shall be a statute for ever in your generations concerning the offerings of the LORD made by fire: every one that toucheth them shall be holy.
2Sam 1:9 Tada jis tarė man: ‘Ateik, stokis ant manęs ir pribaik mane, nes aš kankinuosi ir esu vos gyvas. ’
2Sa 1:9 He said unto me again, Stand, I pray thee, upon me, and slay me: for anguish is come upon me, because my life is yet whole in me.
Ezd 8:13 iš Adonikamo palikuonių, atėjusių vėliausiai, buvo šie: Elifeletas, Jejelis bei Šemaja ir su jais šešiasdešimt vyrų;
Ezr 8:13 And of the last sons of Adonikam, whose names are these, Eliphelet, Jeiel, and Shemaiah, and with them threescore males.
Iš 2:21 Mozė sutiko gyventi su tuo žmogumi, o jis davė Mozei žmona savo dukterį Ciporą.
Ex 2:21 And Moses was content to dwell with the man: and he gave Moses Zipporah his daughter.
Rd 1:15 Visus galiūnus, kuriuos turėjau, Viešpats atmetė. Jis pašaukė prieš mane kariuomenęmano jaunų vyrų sunaikinti. Viešpats traiškė mergelę, Judo dukterį, vynuogę vynuogių spaudykloje.
La 1:15 The LORD hath trodden under foot all my mighty men in the midst of me: he hath called an assembly against me to crush my young men: the LORD hath trodden the virgin, the daughter of Judah, as in a winepress.
Ez 47:7 Eidamas atgal, mačiau ant upės kranto daugybę medžių vienoje ir kitoje pusėje.
Eze 47:7 Now when I had returned, behold, at the bank of the river were very many trees on the one side and on the other.
Ps 35:19 Neleisk mano priešams, tiems melagiams, linksmintis dėl mano pralaimėjimo; neleisk nekenčiantiems manęs be priežastiesšaipytis su džiaugsmu iš mano skausmo.
Ps 35:19 Let not them that are mine enemies wrongfully rejoice over me: neither let them wink with the eye that hate me without a cause.
Iz 50:10 Kas iš jūsų bijo Viešpatiesir paklūsta jo tarno balsui? Kas gyvena naktyje be šviesos, pasitikėdamas Viešpaties varduir neabejodamas savo Dievu?
Isa 50:10 Who is among you that feareth the LORD, that obeyeth the voice of his servant, that walketh in darkness, and hath no light? let him trust in the name of the LORD, and stay upon his God.
Iz 54:16 Žiūrėk! Aš sukūriau kalvį, kuris įpučia anglyse ugnįir nusikala įrankį, tinkamą darbui. Aš sukūriau ir niokotoją, kuriam skirta naikinti.
Isa 54:16 Behold, I have created the smith that bloweth the coals in the fire, and that bringeth forth an instrument for his work; and I have created the waster to destroy.
Pr 18:18 žinodamas, kad Abraomas taps didele bei galinga tauta ir kad visos žemės tautos ras jame palaiminimą?
Ge 18:18 Seeing that Abraham shall surely become a great and mighty nation, and all the nations of the earth shall be blessed in him?
Joz 11:10 Tada Jozuė pasuko ir užėmė Hacorą, o jo karalių nužudė kalaviju. Hacoras anksčiau buvo visų anų karalysčių galva.
Jos 11:10 And Joshua at that time turned back, and took Hazor, and smote the king thereof with the sword: for Hazor beforetime was the head of all those kingdoms.
Iš 39:37 gryno aukso žvakidę su žibintais bei visais reikmenimis ir aliejų apšvietimui,
Ex 39:37 The pure candlestick, with the lamps thereof, even with the lamps to be set in order, and all the vessels thereof, and the oil for light,
Mk 3:20 Jėzui sugrįžus namo, vėl susirinko tiek žmonių, kad jie nebegalėjo nė pavalgyti.
Mar 3:20 And the multitude cometh together again, so that they could not so much as eat bread.
2Krn 32:27 Ezekijas didžiavosi turtų gausybe ir garbe. Jis įsirengė iždus sidabrui ir auksui, brangakmeniams, kvepalams, skydams ir įvairiems brangiems daiktams,
2Ch 32:27 And Hezekiah had exceeding much riches and honour: and he made himself treasuries for silver, and for gold, and for precious stones, and for spices, and for shields, and for all manner of pleasant jewels;
Iš 12:10 Nepaliksite iš jo nieko iki ryto; jei kas iš jo liktų iki ryto, sudeginsite.
Ex 12:10 And ye shall let nothing of it remain until the morning; and that which remaineth of it until the morning ye shall burn with fire.
1Tim 5:25 Taip pat ir geri darbai visiems žinomi, o jei pasitaiko kitaip, jie irgi negali likti paslėpti.
1Ti 5:25 Likewise also the good works of some are manifest beforehand; and they that are otherwise cannot be hid.
Apd 2:25 Juk Dovydas apie jį sako: Aš visuomet prieš akis turiu Viešpatį, nes jis stovi mano dešinėje, kad nesusvyruočiau.
Ac 2:25 For David speaketh concerning him, I foresaw the Lord always before my face, for he is on my right hand, that I should not be moved:
Ps 89:41 Visi, kas tik eina pro šalį, jį plėšia; kaimynams jis tapo pasityčiojimu.
Ps 89:41 All that pass by the way spoil him: he is a reproach to his neighbours.
Apr 18:7 Kiek ji puikavo ir lėbavo, tiek jai paruoškite kentėjimų ir nuliūdimo, nes ji savo širdyje kalba: ‘Aš sėdžiu kaip karalienė, nesu našlė ir liūdesio nematysiu. ’
Re 18:7 How much she hath glorified herself, and lived deliciously, so much torment and sorrow give her: for she saith in her heart, I sit a queen, and am no widow, and shall see no sorrow.

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