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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iz 43:16 Taip kalba Viešpats, kuris per jūrą nutiesia kelią, per galingus vandenis padaro taką,
Isa 43:16 Thus saith the LORD, which maketh a way in the sea, and a path in the mighty waters;
Job 3:6 O, ta naktis! Tebūna ji niūri tamsa! Tenebūna ji įskaityta į metų dienas, tenepatenka nė į vieną mėnesį.
Job 3:6 As for that night, let darkness seize upon it; let it not be joined unto the days of the year, let it not come into the number of the months.
Įst 26:17 Šiandien tu patvirtinai, kad Viešpats yra tavo Dievas, kad eisi jo keliais, laikysiesi jo įstatų, įsakymų bei įsakų ir klausysi jo balso.
De 26:17 Thou hast avouched the LORD this day to be thy God, and to walk in his ways, and to keep his statutes, and his commandments, and his judgments, and to hearken unto his voice:
Jer 25:28 O jeigu jie atsisakytų imti iš tavo rankos taurę ir gerti, sakyk jiems: ‘Taip kalba Galybių Viešpats. Jūs turite gerti!
Jer 25:28 And it shall be, if they refuse to take the cup at thine hand to drink, then shalt thou say unto them, Thus saith the LORD of hosts; Ye shall certainly drink.
Įst 2:15 Iš tikrųjų paties Viešpaties ranka buvo nukreipta rauti juos iš stovyklos ir rovė, kol visi pradingo.
De 2:15 For indeed the hand of the LORD was against them, to destroy them from among the host, until they were consumed.
2Krn 29:9 Mūsų tėvai krito nuo kalavijo, o mūsų sūnūs, dukterys ir žmonos atsidūrė nelaisvėje.
2Ch 29:9 For, lo, our fathers have fallen by the sword, and our sons and our daughters and our wives are in captivity for this.
Iz 28:19 Atšniokštęs jiskas kartą jus pastvers; jis atšniokš kiekvieną rytą, atšniokš dieną ir naktį. Siaubas apims suvokus, ką tai reiškia.
Isa 28:19 From the time that it goeth forth it shall take you: for morning by morning shall it pass over, by day and by night: and it shall be a vexation only to understand the report.
Pat 1:17 Juk veltui tinklas tiesiamas, kai paukštis tai mato.
Pr 1:17 Surely in vain the net is spread in the sight of any bird.
Neh 7:71 Keletas iš kilčių galvų paaukojo statybos iždui dvidešimt tūkstančių aukso darikų ir du tūkstančius du šimtus sidabro minų.
Ne 7:71 And some of the chief of the fathers gave to the treasure of the work twenty thousand drams of gold, and two thousand and two hundred pound of silver.
1Kar 2:46 Tada karalius davė įsakymą Jehojados sūnui Benajui. Jis išėjo ir paguldė Šimį. Taip jis ir mirė. Dabar karalystė buvo saugi Saliamono rankose.
1Ki 2:46 So the king commanded Benaiah the son of Jehoiada; which went out, and fell upon him, that he died. And the kingdom was established in the hand of Solomon.
Ps 67:1 Choro vadovui. Su styginiais instrumentais. Psalmė. Giesmė. Tebūna Dievas mums maloningas ir telaimina mus! Tešviečia mums jo veidas, Sela
Ps 67:1 God be merciful unto us, and bless us; and cause his face to shine upon us; Selah.
1Krn 19:7 Jie pasamdė trisdešimt du tūkstančius kovos vežimų ir Maakos karalių su jo kariuomene. Jis atžygiavo ir pasistatė stovyklą priešais Medebą. Ir amonitai buvo pašaukti prie ginklų iš savo miestų, ir jie atėjo kovoti.
1Ch 19:7 So they hired thirty and two thousand chariots, and the king of Maachah and his people; who came and pitched before Medeba. And the children of Ammon gathered themselves together from their cities, and came to battle.
Zch 10:3 Užsidegiau įniršiu ant ganytojų, išliesiu jį ant užsispyrėlių, nes Galybių Viešpats rūpinasisavo kaimene ­ Judo namaisir padarys juos didingu savo karo žirgu.
Zec 10:3 Mine anger was kindled against the shepherds, and I punished the goats: for the LORD of hosts hath visited his flock the house of Judah, and hath made them as his goodly horse in the battle.
Iš 35:18 Padangtės kuolelius ir kiemo kuolelius su virvėmis,
Ex 35:18 The pins of the tabernacle, and the pins of the court, and their cords,
Ps 74:20 Žvilgterk į savo Sandorą! Pilni smurto lindynių mūsų krašto užkampiai.
Ps 74:20 Have respect unto the covenant: for the dark places of the earth are full of the habitations of cruelty.
Sk 1:23 ­ surašytų iš Simeono giminės, buvo penkiasdešimt devyni tūkstančiai trys šimtai.
Nu 1:23 Those that were numbered of them, even of the tribe of Simeon, were fifty and nine thousand and three hundred.
Mk 15:7 Tada buvo vienas kalinys, vardu Barabas, suimtas kartu su maištininkais, kurie sąmyšio metu buvo nužudę žmogų.
Mar 15:7 And there was one named Barabbas, which lay bound with them that had made insurrection with him, who had committed murder in the insurrection.
Pr 9:25 Nojus tarė: "Tebūna prakeiktas Kanaanas! Jis bus žemiausias vergassavo broliams. "
Ge 9:25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
Iš 26:33 Uždangą pakabinsi žemiau sagčių, ir ten, už uždangos, į vidų įneši Sandoros Skrynią. Uždanga atskirs šventąją vietą nuo šventų švenčiausiosios vietos.
Ex 26:33 And thou shalt hang up the vail under the taches, that thou mayest bring in thither within the vail the ark of the testimony: and the vail shall divide unto you between the holy place and the most holy.
Mk 14:52 bet jis išsinėrė iš drobulės ir nuogas pabėgo.
Mar 14:52 And he left the linen cloth, and fled from them naked.

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