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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ps 119:126 Jau metas veikti Viešpačiui, nes tavo Įstatymas pažeidžiamas.
Ps 119:126 It is time for thee, LORD, to work: for they have made void thy law.
1Kar 4:21 Saliamono valdžia apėmė visas karalystes nuo Eufrato iki filistinų krašto, net iki pat Egipto ribos. Jos davė duoklę ir buvo Saliamonui pavaldžios per visą jo gyvenimą.
1Ki 4:21 And Solomon reigned over all kingdoms from the river unto the land of the Philistines, and unto the border of Egypt: they brought presents, and served Solomon all the days of his life.
Įst 6:25 Jei stengsimės ištikimai vykdyti visą šį įsakymą Viešpaties, mūsų Dievo, akivaizdoje, kaip jis mums yra įsakęs, būsime teisūs. ’
De 6:25 And it shall be our righteousness, if we observe to do all these commandments before the LORD our God, as he hath commanded us.
Sk 10:6 kai antrąkart sutrimituosite pavojų, pakils į kelionę stovyklų gretos pietų pusėje. Pavojus turi būti skelbiamas, kai tik jie turi leistis į kelionę.
Nu 10:6 When ye blow an alarm the second time, then the camps that lie on the south side shall take their journey: they shall blow an alarm for their journeys.
2Kar 23:30 Jo tarnai vežė jį negyvą iš Megido ir, parvežę į Jeruzalę, palaidojo jo paties kape. Šalies žmonės paėmė Jehoahazą ir, patepę jį, padarė karaliumi vietoj jo tėvo.
2Ki 23:30 And his servants carried him in a chariot dead from Megiddo, and brought him to Jerusalem, and buried him in his own sepulchre. And the people of the land took Jehoahaz the son of Josiah, and anointed him, and made him king in his father's stead.
1Sam 22:1 Dovydas iš ten išėjo ir pabėgo į Adulamo olą. Išgirdę apie tai jo broliai ir visi tėvo namai suėjo ten pas jį.
1Sa 22:1 David therefore departed thence, and escaped to the cave Adullam: and when his brethren and all his father's house heard it, they went down thither to him.
Ef 2:8 Jūs juk esate išgelbėti malone per tikėjimą ir ne iš savęs, bet tai yra Dievo dovana,
Ep 2:8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
Ps 103:5 jis sotina tavo gyvenimą gėrybėmis, kad būtum jaunas ir stiprus lyg erelis.
Ps 103:5 Who satisfieth thy mouth with good things; so that thy youth is renewed like the eagle's.
Pat 15:28 Teisus žmogus apmąsto, kaip atsakyti, o nedorėlių lūpos išlieja pikta.
Pr 15:28 The heart of the righteous studieth to answer: but the mouth of the wicked poureth out evil things.
Ts 1:25 Jam parodžius įėjimą į miestą, jie ištiko miestą kalaviju, o tą vyrą ir visą jo šeimą paleido.
Judg 1:25 And when he shewed them the entrance into the city, they smote the city with the edge of the sword; but they let go the man and all his family.
Lk 23:48 Ir visa minia, susirinkusi pažiūrėti reginio ir pamačiusi, kas įvyko, skirstėsi, mušdamasi į krūtinę.
Lu 23:48 And all the people that came together to that sight, beholding the things which were done, smote their breasts, and returned.
Kun 15:27 O kas paliestų tuos daiktus, bus nešvarus, turės išsiskalbti drabužius, išsimaudyti vandenyje ir bus nešvarus ligi vakaro.
Le 15:27 And whosoever toucheth those things shall be unclean, and shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
1Kor 10:24 Niekas teneieško, kaip jam geriau, bet kaip kitam.
1C 10:24 Let no man seek his own, but every man another's wealth.
Iz 37:5 Karaliaus Ezekijo tarnai atėjo pas Izaiją.
Isa 37:5 So the servants of king Hezekiah came to Isaiah.
Sk 29:17 Antrą dieną ­ dvylika jautukų, du avinus, keturiolika sveikų mitulių avinėlių
Nu 29:17 And on the second day ye shall offer twelve young bullocks, two rams, fourteen lambs of the first year without spot:
Jn 21:5 O Jėzus jiems tarė: "Vaikeliai, ar neturite ko valgyti? " Tie atsakė: "Ne. "
Jo 21:5 Then Jesus saith unto them, Children, have ye any meat? They answered him, No.
Ps 3:7 Ateik, Viešpatie! Išgelbėk mane, mano Dieve! Juk tu mano priešams antausius skaldai, nedorėliams dantis išdaužai.
Ps 3:7 Arise, O LORD; save me, O my God: for thou hast smitten all mine enemies upon the cheek bone; thou hast broken the teeth of the ungodly.
1Sam 22:23 Gyvenk su manimi ir nebijok, nes kas ieškotų tavo gyvasties, turės ieškoti ir mano gyvasties. Su manimi būsi saugus. "
1Sa 22:23 Abide thou with me, fear not: for he that seeketh my life seeketh thy life: but with me thou shalt be in safeguard.
Pat 6:27 Argi gali žmogus užsikurti ugnį sterblėje, nesudegindamas savo drabužių?
Pr 6:27 Can a man take fire in his bosom, and his clothes not be burned?
Mt 20:12 ir sakė: ‘Šitie paskutiniai tedirbo vieną valandą, o tu sulyginai juos su mumis, nešusiais dienos ir kaitros naštą. ’
Mat 20:12 Saying, These last have wrought but one hour, and thou hast made them equal unto us, which have borne the burden and heat of the day.

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