Caveman's moral textbook. Some newer versions of the Bible is changed and cut, in order to cover up the atrocities of God and to adjust content to a modern audience, and scientific achievements. However, you can find and accurate translations in different languages ​​ So read and admire the original biblical “wisdom” rather than only those passages, which is diligently selected by priests :).

10 Commandments God and Pharaoh Volcano is "God" God deceived Abraham God lied to Adam and Eve God vs Jacob God the Father
10 Commandments

In Christianity and Islam good attitude is intended for group members - all others officially must convert or DIE. Today religious ideologies don't kill not because they teach peace, but because they have no power to kill. Give enough power to religion and they will start insane killings, using guilt presumption - believe that it is true until disproved.

For people who think that Old Testament doesn't count. It DOES.


CHAPTER III 11. Those divinely revealed realities which are contained and presented in Sacred Scripture have been committed to writing under the inspiration of the Holy Spirit. For holy mother Church, relying on the belief of the Apostles (see John 20:31; 2 Tim. 3:16; 2 Peter 1:19-20, 3:15-16), holds that the books of both the OLD and New Testaments IN THEIR ENTIRETY, with ALL THEIR PARTS, are sacred and canonical because written under the inspiration of the Holy Spirit, they have God as their author and have been handed on as such to the Church herself.

Therefore, since everything asserted by the inspired authors or sacred writers must be held to be asserted by the Holy Spirit, it follows that the books of Scripture must be acknowledged as teaching solidly, faithfully and WITHOUT ERROR that TRUTH which God wanted put into sacred writings (5) for the sake of salvation. Therefore "ALL Scripture is divinely inspired and has its use for teaching the TRUTH and refuting error, for reformation of manners and discipline in right living, so that the man who belongs to God may be efficient and equipped for good work of every kind" (2 Tim. 3:16-17, Greek text).

We know from the Bible, that KILLING is also considered as good work, so it is not just about pink unicorns and shiny rainbows.

Jesus about Laws in Old Testament.

Matthew 5:17 Do not think that I came to destroy the Law or the Prophets. I did not come to destroy but to fulfill. 18 For assuredly, I say to you, till heaven and earth pass away, one jot or one tittle will by no means pass from the law till all is fulfilled.

Jesus about submission to him.

Luke 19:27 But bring here those enemies of mine, who did not want me to reign over them, and slay them before me.

God’s Laws which Christians must follow, but they usually don't.

Hebrews 10:28 Anyone who has rejected Moses’ law DIES without mercy on the testimony of two or three witnesses.

TEN COMMANDMENTS. SHORT-PUBLIC and full versions from New King James Bible.


2 Chronicles 15:13 and whoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel was to be PUT TO DEATH, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

Deuteronomy 13:6 If your brother, the son of your mother, your son or your daughter, the wife of your bosom, or your friend who is as your own soul, secretly entices you, saying, ‘Let us go and serve other gods,’ which you have not known, neither you nor your fathers, 7 of the gods of the people which are all around you, near to you or far off from you, from one end of the earth to the other end of the earth, 8 you shall not consent to him or listen to him, nor shall your eye pity him, nor shall you spare him or conceal him; 9 but you shall surely KILL him; your hand shall be first against him to PUT HIM TO DEATH, and afterward the hand of all the people.


Leviticus 26:30 I will destroy your high places, cut down your incense altars and pile your DEAD BODIES on the lifeless forms of your idols, and I will abhor you.


Leviticus 24:16 And whoever blasphemes the name of the LORD shall surely be PUT TO DEATH. All the congregation shall certainly STONE HIM, the stranger as well as him who is born in the land. When he blasphemes the name of the LORD, he shall be PUT TO DEATH.


Exodus 31:14 You shall keep the Sabbath, therefore, for it is holy to you. Everyone who profanes it shall surely be PUT TO DEATH; for whoever does any work on it, that person shall be cut off from among his people. 15 Work shall be done for six days, but the seventh is the Sabbath of rest, holy to the LORD. Whoever does any work on the Sabbath day, he shall surely be PUT TO DEATH.


Exodus 21:17 And he who curses his father or his mother shall surely be PUT TO DEATH.


Numbers 35:30 Anyone who kills a person is to be PUT TO DEATH as a murderer only on the testimony of witnesses. But no one is to be put to death on the testimony of only one witness. 31 Do not accept a ransom for the life of a murderer, who deserves to die. They are to be PUT TO DEATH.


Leviticus 20:10 If a man commits adultery with another man’s wife - with the wife of his neighbour - both the adulterer and the adulteress are to be PUT TO DEATH.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man lies with a male as he lies with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be PUT TO DEATH. Their blood shall be upon them.



Revelation 21:8 But the cowardly, unbelieving, abominable, murderers, sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars shall have their part in the lake which burns with fire and brimstone, which is the second death.


Not contradictions, but exceptions.

There are clear contradictions in the Bible, but laws usually work like this. At first God declared default position “You shall not kill” and then he listed exceptions for this default position.

6. “You shall not kill”

a. You can kill animals, when sacrificing them to Me-LORD.
b. You can kill infidels and unbelievers.
c. You can kill blasphemers.
d. You can kill gays.
e. You can kill children, who offend parents.
f. You can kill adulterers.

This principle is used in state laws, taxes, grammar, etc.. It is simply impossible to follow just “You shall not kill” part and apply this for everyone (animals, bugs, viruses, flowers, humans) and any time without exceptions. If law doesn’t specify, you can try to improvise. Like there is default VAT (value added tax) rate 20% and then goes list of exceptions for farmers, artists, people who have low income etc.. You don’t take just first sentence from law and ignore exceptions, which does not contradict default position, but elaborate it more precisely.


God and Pharaoh

In the Bible God "executed judgement against all gods of Egypt" by killing all first-born of humans and animals... we can guess that first-born babies were also included. If you are first-born yourself, you can imagine, what God would do during conflicts with other gods. Let’s start from mental characteristics of God.

Exodus 20:5 you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me,

Nahum 1:2 God is jealous, and the LORD avenges; The LORD avenges and is furious. The LORD will take vengeance on His adversaries, And He reserves wrath for His enemies;

Nahum 1:5 The mountains quake before Him, The hills melt, And the earth heaves at His presence, Yes, the world and all who dwell in it.

Nahum 1:6 Who can stand before His indignation? And who can endure the fierceness of His anger? His fury is poured out like fire, And the rocks are thrown down by Him.

Nahum 1:8 But with an overflowing flood He will make an utter end of its place, And darkness will pursue His enemies.

Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, It is made overflowing with fatness, With the blood of lambs and goats, With the fat of the kidneys of rams. For the LORD has a sacrifice in Bozrah, And a great slaughter in the land of Edom.

In the beginning God arranged with Moses, that He (God) will harden Pharaoh's heart, so Pharaoh will not let the children of Israel go out of the land. It seems, that Pharaoh was soft-hearted guy and could let the children of Israel go straight-away... depriving God from opportunity to kill and torture innocent people and animals and blame everything at the same time on Pharaoh's obduracy.

Exodus 7:1 And the LORD said to Moses, "See, I have made you like God to Pharaoh, and your brother Aaron shall be your prophet. 2 You shall speak all that I command you, and your brother Aaron shall tell Pharaoh to let the people of Israel go out of his land. 3 But I will harden Pharaoh’s heart, and though I multiply my signs and wonders in the land of Egypt, 4 Pharaoh will not listen to you.

Exodus 7:14 Then the LORD said to Moses, "Pharaoh’s heart is hardened; he refuses to let the people go.

Exodus 10:1 Now the LORD said to Moses, “Go in to Pharaoh; for I have hardened his heart and the hearts of his servants, that I may show these signs of Mine before him,

Exodus 11:10 So Moses and Aaron did all these wonders before Pharaoh; and the LORD hardened Pharaoh’s heart, and he did not let the children of Israel go out of his land.

As we can see, not to let Israelites go out of the land was not Pharaoh's, but God's "brilliant" idea, though can usually hear from Christians that guilty for that was Pharaoh. God informs Moses in advance, how He will kill first-born of humans and animals. For what animals? This is God's "justice" and  "mercifulness". God orders to feast these terrible killings in the future also.

Exodus 12:12 ‘For I will pass through the land of Egypt on that night, and will strike all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, both man and beast; and against all the gods of Egypt I will execute judgment: I am the LORD.

Exodus 12:14 ‘So this day shall be to you a memorial; and you shall keep it as a feast to the LORD throughout your generations. You shall keep it as a feast by an everlasting ordinance.

Christian God has courage to fight all Egyptian gods... which were mentioned in plural form. Maybe, He afraid, that they will kick His ass with numerical superiority. Therefore, like pathetic scum, He decided to kill first-born of humans and animals. "Merciful"  and "just" God kills first-born of humans and animals personally.

Exodus 12:29 And it came to pass at midnight that the LORD struck all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh who sat on his throne to the firstborn of the captive who was in the dungeon, and all the firstborn of livestock.

Exodus 12:30 So Pharaoh rose in the night, he, all his servants, and all the Egyptians; and there was a great cry in Egypt, for there was not a house where there was not one dead.

And now... we can begin to interpret Biblical text with "figurative meanings", how God went through Egypt and gave-away candies and toys to children. True Christian always will find justification for God's cruel actions and will praise Him as "merciful"  and "just" God. If there are some moral "problems" with Biblical stories, he can always hide behind "His unknown ways".

If parents are disobedient God likes to kill their children not just on mass scale, like in Egypt, but individually and slowly  too.

2 Samuel 12:15 After Nathan had gone home, the LORD struck the child that Uriah’s wife had borne to David, and he became ill. 16 David pleaded with God for the child. He fasted and spent the nights lying in sackcloth[a] on the ground. 17 The elders of his household stood beside him to get him up from the ground, but he refused, and he would not eat any food with them.  18 On the seventh day the child died. David’s attendants were afraid to tell him that the child was dead, for they thought, “While the child was still living, he wouldn’t listen to us when we spoke to him. How can we now tell him the child is dead? He may do something desperate.”


Volcano is "God"

God loved to live and appear on top of the mountains in the Bible. Let's look at the story, where Moses with his gang members climbed Sinai mountain, "to speak with God". Of course, religious elite forbid to climb "holy" mountain for ordinary mortals then - God gave orders to Moses no to allow for ordinary people come close to His residence.

Exodus 19:12 You shall set bounds for the people all around, saying, ‘Take heed to yourselves that you do not go up to the mountain or touch its base. Whoever touches the mountain shall surely be put to death. 13 Not a hand shall touch him, but he shall surely be stoned or shot with an arrow; whether man or beast, he shall not live.’ When the trumpet sounds long, they shall come near the mountain.”

It seems, that it was not view of God, which was dangerous for curious people, but arrows and stones :). We can guess, that it was hustler Moses, but not God, who wanted to avoid attention of curious people, in case they will reveal that there is no God at all. Therefore it was essential to kill these people, before they will reach the place and will realize that there is no God there. Other lines in the Bible shows that described event was not "miraculous" appearance of God, but ordinary eruption of volcano and that Moses spoke with smoke, fire and thunder.

Exodus 19:16 Then it came to pass on the third day, in the morning, that there were thunderings and lightnings, and a thick cloud on the mountain; and the sound of the trumpet was very loud, so that all the people who were in the camp trembled. 17 And Moses brought the people out of the camp to meet with God, and they stood at the foot of the mountain. 18 Now Mount Sinai was completely in smoke, because the LORD descended upon it in fire. Its smoke ascended like the smoke of a furnace, and the whole mountain quaked greatly. 19 And when the blast of the trumpet sounded long and became louder and louder, Moses spoke, and God answered him and God answered him with thunder.

Speaking with thunder definitely opened for Moses big opportunities for interpretations, than if God would spoke in concretely expressed sentences, using human language. God forbids for ordinary peasants to go near, "to see God" again. This privilege is for selected only.

Exodus 19:21 And the LORD said to Moses, “Go down and warn the people, lest they break through to gaze at the LORD, and many of them perish.

Maybe God had in mind that not all arrows and stones will reach their targets and will not smash all heads of curious ones. Many of them will parish, but some of them can survive. Not everyone with privileges, like priests, had right to approach God.

Exodus 19:24 Then the LORD said to him, “Away! Get down and then come up, you and Aaron with you. But do not let the priests and the people break through to come up to the LORD, lest He break out against them.”

God likes to hide in smoke to avoid some people, especially if it is from hallucinogenic weed.

Exodus 20:21 So the people stood afar off, but Moses drew near the thick darkness where God was.

Eventually larger group of charlatans climb mountain "to talk with God".

Exodus 24:9 Then Moses went up, also Aaron, Nadab, and Abihu, and seventy of the elders of Israel,

God starts to speak about 10 commandments, carved on stone, - not very bad selection, considering that mountains of this material were on mountain... you can take any stone and carve what you want.

Exodus 24:12 Then the LORD said to Moses, “Come up to Me on the mountain and be there; and I will give you tablets of stone, and the law and commandments which I have written, that you may teach them.”

Maybe, it was necessary to be here and wait, because God did not finished to carve his two tablets at that time yet. It is not some creation of Universe - this job required more precision and effort. Priests walked down and up to mountain to speak with smoke... id est God, or maybe just to eat and provide their "God" with better carving tools. And, of course, you can't stay in smoke to long - it is not good for health. Simultaneously, ordinary mortals had to satisfy themselves with view from far distance and think, that smoke and fire on top of the mountain is God.

Exodus 24:15 Then Moses went up into the mountain, and a cloud covered the mountain. 16 Now the glory of the LORD rested on Mount Sinai, and the cloud covered it six days. And on the seventh day He called to Moses out of the midst of the cloud. 17 The sight of the glory of the LORD was like a consuming fire on the top of the mountain in the eyes of the children of Israel.

To full stupid and uneducated believers, who saw God in lightning and burning bushes, with analogue natural event - eruption of volcano - was not a very hard task. But till this day there are people who still believe, that this event, described in the Bible, was appearance of God himself. Maybe, there was no eruption of volcano at all during that time. Maybe, author of text just borrowed similar stories about eruptions of volcanoes for his fairy-tale from others to strengthen majesty of "God's show".


God deceived Abraham (18 MB) (44 MB)

Abraham was very good in the eyes of God. He even wanted to kill his own son for God.

Genesis 22:9 Then they came to the place of which God had told him. And Abraham built an altar there and placed the wood in order; and he bound Isaac his son and laid him on the altar, upon the wood. 10 And Abraham stretched out his hand and took the knife to slay his son.

Luckily, Isaac was saved, unlike daughter of Jephthah. Jephthah sacrificed her to God in Book of Judges, chapter 11, line 38.

Therefore, God promised to Abraham, that from his SEED will born Messiah - Jesus Christ.

Genesis 22:18 In your SEED all the nations of the earth shall be blessed, because you have obeyed My voice.

Later, God repeated His promise to Abraham's son Isaac also.

Genesis 26:4 And I will make your descendants multiply as the stars of heaven; I will give to your descendants all these lands; and in your SEED all the nations of the earth shall be blessed; 5 because Abraham obeyed My voice and kept My charge, My commandments, My statutes, and My laws.”

Even Saint Paul fell for God's lie.

Galatians 3:16 Now to Abraham and his Seed were the promises made. He does not say, “And to SEEDS”, as of many, but as of one, “And to your SEED”, who is Christ.

How God repaid Abraham in the end? 90 years old Abraham's offspring Joseph was engaged with 12 years old Mary. After that ∞ years old God inseminated Mary with His “Holy Spirit”, committing sin of  lie to Abraham and Joseph, and sin of adultery by inseminating Joseph's fiance Mary. Christ was not from SEED of Abraham's offspring Joseph, but from SEED of God.

Matthew 1:18 Now the birth of Jesus Christ was as follows: After His mother Mary was betrothed to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Spirit.

Jesus Christ was not from SEED of Abraham's offspring Joseph, as God promised, but from SEED of God.


Abraham ● Isaac ● Jacob ● Judah ● Pharez ● Hezron ● Ram ● Amminadab ● Nahshon ● Salmon ● Boaz ● Obed ● Jesse ● David ● Solomon ● Rehoboam ● Abijam ● Asa ● Jehoshaphat ● Jehoram ● Uzziah ● Jotham ● Ahaz ● Hezekiah ● Manasseh ● Amon ● Josiah ● Jeconiah ● Shealtiel ● Zerubbabel ● Abiud ● Eliakim ● Azor ● Zadok ● Achim ● Eliud ● Eleazar ● Matthan ● Jacob ● Joseph ... whoops!
God Jesus

Both genealogy trees FROM JESUS TO ABRAHAM in the Bible by Matthew (1:1-16) and Luke (3:23-38) clearly go through Joseph (husband of Mary). Some believers claim that Luke presented genealogy tree of Mary, because genealogy tree by Luke partially contradicts genealogy tree by Matthew (like contradictions in the Bible is something unusual :). Though believers ignore fact, that Luke didn't mention Mary in his genealogy tree at all. (Of course, maybe God was very good in inseminating women, but not so good in remembering their names and dictating them to writers of the Bible later :). Believers are forced to use "external" sources to rescue their God from messy situation. By doing this and trying to connect Mary to Abraham, they create even more contradictions and nonsenses, as usual. Of course, for people who see "evidences" of God in toasted bread, it isn't a big problem to convince themselves that there is some serious evidences somewhere that Mary was "offspring" of Abraham also.

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God lied to Adam and Eve

God ordered to Adam and Eve not to eat from tree of knowledge of good and evil. God lied to Adam and Eve that in the day that they eat of it they will die... at least His "all-knowingness" was sure about that :).

Genesis 2:17 but of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil you shall not eat, for in the day that you eat of it you shall surely die.”

From passage below we can determine, that Adam and Eve were created as mortals. In order to live forever, they needed to eat from tree of life. We can see that God was not alone also. There were more than one God. Maybe they were Greek or Egyptian gods. Maybe, before God killed all firs-born in Egypt they were friends and hung out together.

Genesis 3:22 Then the LORD God said, “Behold, the man has become like one of Us, to know good and evil. And now, lest he put out his hand and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live forever”— 23 therefore the LORD God sent him out of the garden of Eden to till the ground from which he was taken.

Serpent was the smartest beast of the field, created by God himself. Now you can ask, where evil comes from :).

Genesis 3:1 Now the serpent was more cunning than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said to the woman, “Has God indeed said, ‘You shall not eat of every tree of the garden’?” 2 And the woman said to the serpent, “We may eat the fruit of the trees of the garden; 3 but of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God has said, ‘You shall not eat it, nor shall you touch it, lest you die.’”

Otherwise than God, serpent didn't lie, but said truth and was punished for that.

Genesis 3:4 Then the serpent said to the woman, “You will not surely die. 5 For God knows that in the day you eat of it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil.”

As we know, Adam lived about 930 years. Eve also didn't die that day - she gave birth to 56 children later. Adam with Eve didn’t know that to disobey God’s orders is bad, because... they didn’t know what is bad and good... before eating fruit from tree of the knowledge of good and evil. Just after giving knowledge, what is good and evil to Adam and Eve, God could blame them for bad decision. You can’t blame person for bad decision if you didn’t give him knowledge, what is bad (and good), in the first place.


God vs Jacob

God liked to interfere in human affairs - to kill, to drown, to burn people. He even had personal fight with Jacob and... lost. So much for God's omnipotence and omniscience – God didn't know, who He is fighting with, and needed to ask.

Genesis 32:24 Then Jacob was left alone; and a Man wrestled with him until the breaking of day. 25 Now when He saw that He did not prevail against him, He touched the socket of his hip; and the socket of Jacob’s hip was out of joint as He wrestled with him. 26 And He said, “Let Me go, for the day breaks.” But he said, “I will not let You go unless You bless me!” 27 So He said to him, “What is your name?” He said, “Jacob.” 28 And He said, “Your name shall no longer be called Jacob, but Israel; for you have struggled with God and with men, and have prevailed.” 29 Then Jacob asked, saying, “Tell me Your name, I pray.” And He said, “Why is it that you ask about My name?” And He blessed him there.
30 So Jacob called the name of the place Peniel: “For I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved.”

Therefore if you will see or participate in street fight, it can be God's personal knockabout with you, in which you have pretty good chances to win and kick his Almighty ass :).


God the Father

God is like father, who made many children, drove them deep into forest and left them there. Before leaving he told, that somewhere on one side of the forest is a city and on other side of the forest is a swamp. Who will reach city on his own and will return to father – will live and will be able to stay with father. Who will not reach city – blame on him and this is his own fault. Father installed cameras in all forest to monitor all process comfortable from his home in city. Also he gave to his children map, drawn by himself, which would be difficult to understand properly even for specialist who would fight between each other, what means what in it. Children are stupid. After father left them, they started to wander around in all directions. Some of them were shredded by animals, some drown in swamp, some died from hunger, some perished in other different ways – forest was rough place to survive, other died after fights between each other in which direction they must go and for other various childish reasons. Some of them maybe reached city… there are stories between children, who are still wandering deep inside this forest.

If it was behaviour of real father in reality today – he would be deprived from parenthood rights and would be sitting in prison. Only mentally sick father can do this to his children and only mentally ill people can worship such father. In modern society parents can be punished for leaving their children alone in a car even in centre of city. But Christians think that such Father – good example, how Parent can behave with his children.