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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iš 14:2 "Liepk izraelitams grįžti ir apsistoti priešais Pi Hahirotus, tarp Migdolo ir jūros, priešais Baal Cefoną; įsirenkite stovyklą priešais jį prie jūros.
Ex 14:2 Speak unto the children of Israel, that they turn and encamp before Pihahiroth, between Migdol and the sea, over against Baalzephon: before it shall ye encamp by the sea.
Ez 42:1 Tuomet jis vedė mane pro šiaurinius vartus į išorinį kiemą ir atvedė prie kambarių, buvusių priešais šventyklos kiemą ir pastato šiauriniame šone.
Eze 42:1 Then he brought me forth into the utter court, the way toward the north: and he brought me into the chamber that was over against the separate place, and which was before the building toward the north.
Jl 2:16 Sutelkite tautą, paaiškinkite susirinkimui. Sukvieskite senelius, surinkite mažutėlius, net žindomus kūdikius. Jaunikis tepalieka savo kambarį, o jaunoji ­ savo pavėsinę.
Joe 2:16 Gather the people, sanctify the congregation, assemble the elders, gather the children, and those that suck the breasts: let the bridegroom go forth of his chamber, and the bride out of her closet.
1Krn 19:17 Apie tai buvo pranešta Dovydui. Sutelkęs visą Izraelį, jis perėjo Jordaną, nužygiavo jų link ir išsirikiavo mūšiui prieš juos. Dovydui išsirikiavus mūšiui su aramėjais, jie kovojo su juo.
1Ch 19:17 And it was told David; and he gathered all Israel, and passed over Jordan, and came upon them, and set the battle in array against them. So when David had put the battle in array against the Syrians, they fought with him.
Mt 27:58 Nuėjęs pas Pilotą, jis paprašė Jėzaus kūno. Pilotas įsakė jį atiduoti.
Mat 27:58 He went to Pilate, and begged the body of Jesus. Then Pilate commanded the body to be delivered.
Ef 2:6 prikėlė ir pasodino danguje Kristuje Jėzuje,
Ep 2:6 And hath raised us up together, and made us sit together in heavenly places in Christ Jesus:
Job 14:12 taip žmogus atgula ir daugiau nebesikelia. Jis pabus tik kai dangaus nebebus; tik tada jis bus pažadintas iš miego.
Job 14:12 So man lieth down, and riseth not: till the heavens be no more, they shall not awake, nor be raised out of their sleep.
Iš 10:3 Taigi Mozė ir Aaronas nuėjo pas faraoną ir tarė jam: "Taip kalbėjo Viešpats, hebrajų Dievas: ‘Kaip ilgai atsisakinėsi nusižeminti prieš mane? Leisk mano tautai eiti manęs pagarbinti!
Ex 10:3 And Moses and Aaron came in unto Pharaoh, and said unto him, Thus saith the LORD God of the Hebrews, How long wilt thou refuse to humble thyself before me? let my people go, that they may serve me.
Ps 141:8 Mano akys žvelgia į tave, Viešpatie DIEVE, pas tave ieškau užuovėjos, tad nepalik manęs pavojuje.
Ps 141:8 But mine eyes are unto thee, O GOD the Lord: in thee is my trust; leave not my soul destitute.
Dan 8:5 Man besvarstant, staiga iš vakarų pasirodė ožys, atskubantis skersai visą žemę, net neliesdamas žemės. Ožys turėjo iškilų ragą tarp akių.
Da 8:5 And as I was considering, behold, an he goat came from the west on the face of the whole earth, and touched not the ground: and the goat had a notable horn between his eyes.
2Kor 2:11 kad nebūtume šėtono apgauti. Mes juk žinome jo kėslus.
2C 2:11 Lest Satan should get an advantage of us: for we are not ignorant of his devices.
Zch 5:9 Pakėliau akis ir regėjau dvi besiartinančias moteris. Jų sparnuose buvo vėjas, o jų sparnai tarsi gandro sparnai, ir jos pakėlė krepšį tarp dangaus ir žemės.
Zec 5:9 Then lifted I up mine eyes, and looked, and, behold, there came out two women, and the wind was in their wings; for they had wings like the wings of a stork: and they lifted up the ephah between the earth and the heaven.
Įst 22:1 Pamatęs klaidžiojantį savo artimo jautį ar avį, nepraeik pro šalį; turi nuvesti juos atgal pas savo artimą.
De 22:1 Thou shalt not see thy brother's ox or his sheep go astray, and hide thyself from them: thou shalt in any case bring them again unto thy brother.
Zch 8:23 Taip kalba Galybių Viešpats: ‘Tomis dienomis dešimt vyrų iš visų kalbų genčiųstvers judėją ir, laikydami už jo drabužio skverno, sakys: ‘Leiskite eiti su jumis, nes mes girdėjome, kad Dievas su jumis. ’"
Zec 8:23 Thus saith the LORD of hosts; In those days it shall come to pass, that ten men shall take hold out of all languages of the nations, even shall take hold of the skirt of him that is a Jew, saying, We will go with you: for we have heard that God is with you.
Ez 45:5 Kita dalis ­ dvidešimt penkių tūkstančių uolekčių ilgio ir dešimt tūkstančių uolekčių pločio ­ priklausys levitams, tarnaujantiems šventykloje, kaip jų nuosavybė; joje bus miestai jiems gyventi.
Eze 45:5 And the five and twenty thousand of length, and the ten thousand of breadth shall also the Levites, the ministers of the house, have for themselves, for a possession for twenty chambers.
Sk 33:1 Štai izraelitų sustojimo vietos, per kurias, vedami Mozės ir Aarono, jie išėjo greta po gretos iš Egipto žemės.
Nu 33:1 These are the journeys of the children of Israel, which went forth out of the land of Egypt with their armies under the hand of Moses and Aaron.
2Sam 17:7 "Šį kartą patarimas, kurį davė Ahitofelis, nėra geras", ­ atsakė Hušajas Abšalomui.
2Sa 17:7 And Hushai said unto Absalom, The counsel that Ahithophel hath given is not good at this time.
Lk 24:36 Jiems apie tai besikalbant, pats Jėzus atsirado tarp jų ir prabilo: "Ramybė jums! "
Lu 24:36 And as they thus spake, Jesus himself stood in the midst of them, and saith unto them, Peace be unto you.
Ez 1:28 Kaip vaivorykštė, pasirodanti lietaus dieną debesyse, buvo jį gaubianti pašvaistė. Tai buvo Viešpaties šlovės panašumo reginys. Pamatęs, parpuoliau veidu žemėn ir išgirdau kalbant.
Eze 1:28 As the appearance of the bow that is in the cloud in the day of rain, so was the appearance of the brightness round about. This was the appearance of the likeness of the glory of the LORD. And when I saw it, I fell upon my face, and I heard a voice of one that spake.
2Sam 22:41 Tu privertei priešus atsukti man nugarą ­tuos, kurie manęs nekenčia, ­ir sudorojau juos.
2Sa 22:41 Thou hast also given me the necks of mine enemies, that I might destroy them that hate me.

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