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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Kun 7:16 Jei auka, kurią jis atnašauja, yra įžado ar geros valios auka, ji turi būti valgoma tą dieną, kai aukojama, tačiau jos liekanos gali būti valgomos ir rytojaus dieną.
Le 7:16 But if the sacrifice of his offering be a vow, or a voluntary offering, it shall be eaten the same day that he offereth his sacrifice: and on the morrow also the remainder of it shall be eaten:
Joz 8:28 Tada Jozuė sudegino Ajo miestą ir pavertė jį amžinu piliakalniu; vieta tebėra nuniokota iki pat šios dienos.
Jos 8:28 And Joshua burnt Ai, and made it an heap for ever, even a desolation unto this day.
2Kor 12:9 Bet man jis atsakė: "Gana tau mano malonės, nes mano galybė tampa tobula silpnume. " Todėl aš mieliausiu noru girsiuosi silpnumais, kad Kristaus galybė apsigyventų manyje.
2C 12:9 And he said unto me, My grace is sufficient for thee: for my strength is made perfect in weakness. Most gladly therefore will I rather glory in my infirmities, that the power of Christ may rest upon me.
Ezd 10:36 Vanija, Meremotas, Eljašibas,
Ezr 10:36 Vaniah, Meremoth, Eliashib,
Jer 50:5 Jie klaus kelio į Sioną, gręš savo veidus ten link. Jie ateis ir glausis prie Viešpatiesamžinąja Sandora, kuri niekada nebus užmiršta.
Jer 50:5 They shall ask the way to Zion with their faces thitherward, saying, Come, and let us join ourselves to the LORD in a perpetual covenant that shall not be forgotten.
Pr 38:4 Ji vėl tapo nėščia, pagimdė sūnų ir pavadino jį Onanu.
Ge 38:4 And she conceived again, and bare a son; and she called his name Onan.
Žyd 5:4 Ir niekas pats nepasiima tos garbės, vien tik tas, kuris Dievo šaukiamas kaip Aaronas.
He 5:4 And no man taketh this honour unto himself, but he that is called of God, as was Aaron.
Am 4:4 Eikite į Betelį ir darykite nuodėmes, į Gilgalą ­ ir gausinkite nuodėmes. Kas rytą atnašaukite savo kruvinas aukas, o kas trečią dieną ­ dešimtines.
Am 4:4 Come to Bethel, and transgress; at Gilgal multiply transgression; and bring your sacrifices every morning, and your tithes after three years:
Ag 1:3 Taigi per pranašą Agėją buvo ištartas Viešpaties žodis:
Hag 1:3 Then came the word of the LORD by Haggai the prophet, saying,
Ps 48:2 aukštas ir gražus, yra visos žemės džiaugsmas, Siono kalnas, Cafono viršūnė, didžiojo Karaliaus miestas.
Ps 48:2 Beautiful for situation, the joy of the whole earth, is mount Zion, on the sides of the north, the city of the great King.
Sk 3:20 Merario sūnūs pagal jų kiltis: Machlis ir Mušis. Tokios tat buvo levitų kiltys pagal jų protėvių namus.
Nu 3:20 And the sons of Merari by their families; Mahli, and Mushi. These are the families of the Levites according to the house of their fathers.
Joz 14:3 Mat Mozė jau buvo davęs paveldo dalis dviem su puse giminių anapus Jordano; tarp jų esantiems levitams paveldo dalies jis nedavė.
Jos 14:3 For Moses had given the inheritance of two tribes and an half tribe on the other side Jordan: but unto the Levites he gave none inheritance among them.
Ez 20:44 Ir žinosite, kad aš esu Viešpats, kai elgsiuosi su jumis dėl savo vardo, o ne pagal jūsų nedorus kelius ar bjaurius darbus, Izraelio namai, " ­ tai Viešpaties DIEVO žodis.
Eze 20:44 And ye shall know that I am the LORD when I have wrought with you for my name's sake, not according to your wicked ways, nor according to your corrupt doings, O ye house of Israel, saith the Lord GOD.
Mt 10:27 Ką jums kalbu tamsoje, sakykite vidury dienos, ir ką šnibždu į ausį, garsiai skelbkite nuo stogų.
Mat 10:27 What I tell you in darkness, that speak ye in light: and what ye hear in the ear, that preach ye upon the housetops.
Neh 11:24 Mešezabelio sūnus Petachija iš Judo sūnaus Zeraho palikuonių buvo karaliui po ranka visiems žmonių reikalams.
Ne 11:24 And Pethahiah the son of Meshezabeel, of the children of Zerah the son of Judah, was at the king's hand in all matters concerning the people.
Mt 11:13 Visi pranašai ir Įstatymas pranašavo iki Jono,
Mat 11:13 For all the prophets and the law prophesied until John.
Ez 21:24 Todėl taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS: "Kadangi prisiminėte savo kaltę, o jūsų nusikaltimai tokie aiškūs, jog parodo, kad visais jūsų darbais reiškiasi jūsų nuodėmės, kadangi tai prisiminėte, jūs būsite paimti į nelaisvę.
Eze 21:24 Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Because ye have made your iniquity to be remembered, in that your transgressions are discovered, so that in all your doings your sins do appear; because, I say, that ye are come to remembrance, ye shall be taken with the hand.
Ez 26:4 Jos išardys Tyro mūrusir nuvers jo bokštus. Nušluosiu nuo jo dulkesir paversiu jį plika uola.
Eze 26:4 And they shall destroy the walls of Tyrus, and break down her towers: I will also scrape her dust from her, and make her like the top of a rock.
Pr 41:10 Kartą faraonas supyko ant savo tarnų ir įkalino mane bei vyriausiąjį kepėją sargybos viršininko namuose.
Ge 41:10 Pharaoh was wroth with his servants, and put me in ward in the captain of the guard's house, both me and the chief baker:
Ps 102:3 Juk mano dienos nyksta lyg dūmai, ir mano kaulai anglėja tarsi malkos židinyje.
Ps 102:3 For my days are consumed like smoke, and my bones are burned as an hearth.

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