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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin
92
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Worshipped other gods
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96
0
Doubted the Pope
(0)
84
0
Doubted a priest
(0)
92
0
I am an atheist
(0)
88
0
I am an infidel
(0)
86
0
Worshipped the devil
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76
0
Created / worshipped idols
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74
0
Took God's name in vain
(0)
98
0
Cursed God
(0)
96
0
Desecrated the Bible
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12
0
Read and enjoyed filthy books of infidels
(0)
82
0
I am member / fan of the devil's music group
(0)
38
0
Cursed
(0)
32
0
I worked on Sunday
(0)
34
0
Didn't respect parents
(0)
94
0
Murdered Christian
(0)
58
0
Murdered animal / infidel / atheist
(0)
70
0
Beated Christian
(0)
44
0
Beated animal / infidel / atheist
(0)
68
0
Raped
(0)
42
0
Debauched
(0)
88
0
I am gay
(0)
46
0
Masturbated
(0)
72
0
Masturbated in front of Mary / Jesus portrait
(0)
30
0
I liked naked Jesus (I am a woman)
(0)
92
0
I liked naked Jesus (I am a man)
(0)
56
0
Tried to seduce priest / nun
(0)
54
0
Had sex with animal
(0)
66
0
Had sex with child
(0)
0
0
Had sex with child (I am a priest)
(0)
88
0
Had sex with child (I am a priest and people find out about that)
(0)
52
0
Had sex for pleasure
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30
0
Fell in love with the vacuum cleaner
(0)
16
0
Over-eat
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28
0
Over-drunk
(0)
58
0
Stole
(0)
62
0
Stole from Christians
(0)
14
0
Stole from infidels / atheists
(0)
40
0
Lied
(0)
11
0
Lied in the name of Jesus
(0)
18
0
Wanted what is not belong to me
(0)
44
0
Was involved in adultery / was unfaithful
(0)
20
0
Proud about myself
(0)
22
0
I was in church long time ago
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26
0
I was for confession long time ago
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24
0
Don't pray regularly
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36
0
I slept through mass
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50
0
Betrayed
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10
0
Betrayed in favour of Christianity
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9
0
Betrayed a Jew (Jesus killer) to the nazi / skinhead
(0)
I AM:
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Sk 29:2 Atnašausite deginamąją auką dėl malonaus kvapo Viešpačiui: jautuką, aviną, septynis sveikus mitulius avinėlius.
Nu 29:2 And ye shall offer a burnt offering for a sweet savour unto the LORD; one young bullock, one ram, and seven lambs of the first year without blemish:
Pat 19:10 Nedera, kad kvailys gyventų prabangoje, juo labiau ­ kad vergas valdytų didžiūnus.
Pr 19:10 Delight is not seemly for a fool; much less for a servant to have rule over princes.
2Sam 13:24 Atėjęs pas karalių, Abšalomas tarė: "Tavo tarnas rengiasi kirpti avis. Ar nemalonėtų karalius drauge su palyda vykti su savo tarnu? "
2Sa 13:24 And Absalom came to the king, and said, Behold now, thy servant hath sheepshearers; let the king, I beseech thee, and his servants go with thy servant.
Dan 11:25 Didele kariuomene jis sukaups savo jėgą ir drąsą prieš pietų karalių. Pietų karalius išžygiuos į karą, vedinas kur kas didesne ir stipresne kariuomene, bet atsispirti jam nepavyks, nes prieš jį bus rengiami sąmokslai.
Da 11:25 And he shall stir up his power and his courage against the king of the south with a great army; and the king of the south shall be stirred up to battle with a very great and mighty army; but he shall not stand: for they shall forecast devices against him.
Iz 65:1 "Aš buvau pasirengęs atsakyti tiems, kurie manęs nekla´usė, būti surastas tų, kurie manęs neieškojo. Tautai, kuri nesišaukė mano vardo, aš kartojau: ‘Aš čia! Aš čia! ’
Isa 65:1 I am sought of them that asked not for me; I am found of them that sought me not: I said, Behold me, behold me, unto a nation that was not called by my name.
Apr 18:3 Mat jos ištvirkimo vynu nusigėrė visos tautos; žemės karaliai su ja ištvirkavo, o žemės pirkliai pralobo iš nežabotos jos prabangos. "
Re 18:3 For all nations have drunk of the wine of the wrath of her fornication, and the kings of the earth have committed fornication with her, and the merchants of the earth are waxed rich through the abundance of her delicacies.
Ez 4:11 Vandens, kurį gersi, bus atseikėta šeštadalis hino. Gersi jį nustatytu laiku.
Eze 4:11 Thou shalt drink also water by measure, the sixth part of an hin: from time to time shalt thou drink.
Apr 22:20 Tas, kuris šitai liudija, sako: "Taip, aš veikiai ateinu! " Amen. Ateik, Viešpatie Jėzau!
Re 22:20 He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus.
Mt 15:6 tas gali nepagerbti tėvo ir motinos. ’ Taip jūs niekais verčiate Dievo paliepimą dėl savojo papročio.
Mat 15:6 And honour not his father or his mother, he shall be free. Thus have ye made the commandment of God of none effect by your tradition.
1Kar 7:13 Karalius Saliamonas pasiuntė pakviesti iš Tyro Hiramą.
1Ki 7:13 And king Solomon sent and fetched Hiram out of Tyre.
Fil 2:22 O apie jį žinote, kad jis tinkamas, nes Evangelijos labui jis su manimi tarnavo kaip sūnus su tėvu.
Phil 2:22 But ye know the proof of him, that, as a son with the father, he hath served with me in the gospel.
Apd 5:7 Po kokių trijų valandų atėjo Ananijo žmona, kuri nežinojo, kas buvo atsitikę.
Ac 5:7 And it was about the space of three hours after, when his wife, not knowing what was done, came in.
Ps 37:34 ק Pasitikėk Viešpačiu ir laikykis jo kelio; jis pagerbs tave, duodamas paveldėti žemę, ir tu matysi išvaromus nedorėlius.
Ps 37:34 Wait on the LORD, and keep his way, and he shall exalt thee to inherit the land: when the wicked are cut off, thou shalt see it.
Rom 8:9 Jūs nesate kūniški, bet dvasiški, jei tik Dievo Dvasia gyvena jumyse. O kas neturi Kristaus Dvasios, tas nėra jo.
Ro 8:9 But ye are not in the flesh, but in the Spirit, if so be that the Spirit of God dwell in you. Now if any man have not the Spirit of Christ, he is none of his.
Joz 14:12 Tad duok man tą aukštumų sritį, apie kurią kalbėjo Viešpats tą dieną, nes pats tą dieną girdėjai, kad ten yra anakiečiai ir galingi įtvirtinti miestai. Jei tik Viešpats bus su manimi, išvarysiu juos, kaip Viešpats yra sakęs. "
Jos 14:12 Now therefore give me this mountain, whereof the LORD spake in that day; for thou heardest in that day how the Anakims were there, and that the cities were great and fenced: if so be the LORD will be with me, then I shall be able to drive them out, as the LORD said.
Joz 21:11 Jiems buvo duota Judo aukštumų srityje Kirjat Arba, tai yra Hebronas, drauge su gretimomis ganyklomis; Arba buvo Anoko tėvas.
Jos 21:11 And they gave them the city of Arba the father of Anak, which city is Hebron, in the hill country of Judah, with the suburbs thereof round about it.
2Kar 4:3 "Nueik, ­ tarė jis, ­ ir pasiskolink indų iš visų savo kaimynų ­ tuščių indų ­ kiek tik gali.
2Ki 4:3 Then he said, Go, borrow thee vessels abroad of all thy neighbours, even empty vessels; borrow not a few.
Iz 30:33 Seniai jau sukrautas laužas, karaliui skirtas; tas laužas aukštas ir platus. Ugnies daug ir malkų krūva; Viešpaties alsavimas kaip sieros upė jį padega.
Isa 30:33 For Tophet is ordained of old; yea, for the king it is prepared; he hath made it deep and large: the pile thereof is fire and much wood; the breath of the LORD, like a stream of brimstone, doth kindle it.
2Krn 26:15 Jeruzalėje ant gynybos bokštų ir mūrų sienos kampų jis pastatė išradingai sumanytų įtaisų strėlėms ir dideliems akmenims svaidyti. Taigi jo garsas pasklido toli ir plačiai, nes tapti galingam jam buvo nuostabiai pagelbėta.
2Ch 26:15 And he made in Jerusalem engines, invented by cunning men, to be on the towers and upon the bulwarks, to shoot arrows and great stones withal. And his name spread far abroad; for he was marvellously helped, till he was strong.
1Sam 23:13 Tada Dovydas ir jo vyrai, kurių buvo apie šešis šimtus, tuojau paliko Keilą ir klajojo iš vienos vietos į kitą. Kai Sauliui buvo pranešta, kad Dovydas pabėgo iš Keilos, jis nutraukė žygį.
1Sa 23:13 Then David and his men, which were about six hundred, arose and departed out of Keilah, and went whithersoever they could go. And it was told Saul that David was escaped from Keilah; and he forbare to go forth.

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