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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iš 40:21 ir įnešė Skrynią į Padangtę. Tada pakabino uždangą ir uždengė Sandoros Skrynią, kaip Viešpats buvo Mozei įsakęs.
Ex 40:21 And he brought the ark into the tabernacle, and set up the vail of the covering, and covered the ark of the testimony; as the LORD commanded Moses.
Įst 14:21 Kas nugaišęs, to nevalgysite. Gaišeną valgyti gali duoti ateiviui, gyvenančiam tavo mieste, ar parduoti svetimšaliui, nes tu esi tauta, pašvęsta Viešpačiui, savo Dievui. Nevirsi ožiuko jo motinos piene.
De 14:21 Ye shall not eat of anything that dieth of itself: thou shalt give it unto the stranger that is in thy gates, that he may eat it; or thou mayest sell it unto an alien: for thou art an holy people unto the LORD thy God. Thou shalt not seethe a kid in his mother's milk.
2Sam 3:7 Saulius buvo turėjęs sugulovę ­ Ajos dukterį, vardu Ricpą. Išbošetas tarė Abnerui: "Kodėl tu ėjai pas mano tėvo sugulovę? "
2Sa 3:7 And Saul had a concubine, whose name was Rizpah, the daughter of Aiah: and Ishbosheth said to Abner, Wherefore hast thou gone in unto my father's concubine?
Jer 51:15 Savo galybe jis padarė žemę, savo išmintimi sukūrė pasaulįir savo išmanymu išskleidė dangų.
Jer 51:15 He hath made the earth by his power, he hath established the world by his wisdom, and hath stretched out the heaven by his understanding.
Zch 5:8 Jis tarė: ‘Tai Nedorybė. ’ Jis įstūmė ją atgal į krepšio vidų ir užvožė krepšio angą švino svarsčiu.
Zec 5:8 And he said, This is wickedness. And he cast it into the midst of the ephah; and he cast the weight of lead upon the mouth thereof.
Ps 106:7 Mūsų protėviai Egipte nepaisė tavo nuostabių darbų, pamiršo tavo gerumąir maištavo prieš Aukščiausiąjį prie Nendrių jūros.
Ps 106:7 Our fathers understood not thy wonders in Egypt; they remembered not the multitude of thy mercies; but provoked him at the sea, even at the Red sea.
1Kor 1:21 O kadangi pasaulis išmintimi Dievo nepažino iš Dievo išminties veikalų, Dievas panorėjo skelbimo kvailumu išgelbėti tuos, kurie tiki.
1C 1:21 For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe.
Apd 5:25 Tuo metu kažkas atėjęs pranešė: "Tie vyrai, kuriuos jūs buvote uždarę kalėjime, stovi sau šventykloje ir moko žmones. "
Ac 5:25 Then came one and told them, saying, Behold, the men whom ye put in prison are standing in the temple, and teaching the people.
Pr 47:15 Kai Egipto krašto ir Kanaano krašto pinigai išsibaigė, visi egiptiečiai ėjo pas Juozapą, prašydami: "Duok mums duonos, kad nemirtume tavo akyse, nes išsibaigė mūsų pinigai! "
Ge 47:15 And when money failed in the land of Egypt, and in the land of Canaan, all the Egyptians came unto Joseph, and said, Give us bread: for why should we die in thy presence? for the money faileth.
Iš 28:14 ir dvi grandinėles iš gryno aukso, nuvytas kaip virvelės. Prie gėlių pritvirtinsi nuvytąsias grandinėles.
Ex 28:14 And two chains of pure gold at the ends; of wreathen work shalt thou make them, and fasten the wreathen chains to the ouches.
Lk 21:21 Tuomet, kas bus Judėjoje, tebėga į kalnus, kas mieste, teišeina iš jo, kas apylinkėse, tenegrįžta.
Lu 21:21 Then let them which are in Judaea flee to the mountains; and let them which are in the midst of it depart out; and let not them that are in the countries enter thereinto.
Lk 13:29 Ir ateis iš rytų ir vakarų, iš šiaurės ir pietų, ir sėsis prie stalo Dievo karalystėje.
Lu 13:29 And they shall come from the east, and from the west, and from the north, and from the south, and shall sit down in the kingdom of God.
Ps 91:15 Kai jis šauksis manęs, išklausysiu, būsiu su juo varge, išgelbėsiu ir pagerbsiu.
Ps 91:15 He shall call upon me, and I will answer him: I will be with him in trouble; I will deliver him, and honour him.
Pr 17:19 O Dievas tarė: "Vis dėlto Sara pagimdys tau sūnų, ir tu pavadinsi jį Izaoku. Aš palaikysiu savo Sandorą su juo kaip amžiną sandorą jo palikuonims.
Ge 17:19 And God said, Sarah thy wife shall bear thee a son indeed; and thou shalt call his name Isaac: and I will establish my covenant with him for an everlasting covenant, and with his seed after him.
Iz 58:14 tai džiaugsiesi Viešpatyje, ir aš pakelsiu tave virš žemės aukštumų, pamaitinsiu tave tavo tėvo Jokūbo paveldu", ­taip kalbėjo Viešpaties lūpos.
Isa 58:14 Then shalt thou delight thyself in the LORD; and I will cause thee to ride upon the high places of the earth, and feed thee with the heritage of Jacob thy father: for the mouth of the LORD hath spoken it.
Iz 28:15 Kadangi sakote: "Sandorą sudarėme su mirtimi, sutartį sudarėme su Šeolu; atšniokštęs nuožmusis tvanasmūsų nepasieks, nes mele radome prieglaudą, apgaulėje ­ slėptuvę. "
Isa 28:15 Because ye have said, We have made a covenant with death, and with hell are we at agreement; when the overflowing scourge shall pass through, it shall not come unto us: for we have made lies our refuge, and under falsehood have we hid ourselves:
Sk 28:5 kiekvieną su dešimtadaliu efos geriausių miltų javų atnašai, įmaišytų su ketvirtadaliu hino grūstų alyvų aliejaus.
Nu 28:5 And a tenth part of an ephah of flour for a meat offering, mingled with the fourth part of an hin of beaten oil.
Iš 6:26 Tai jiems, Aaronui ir Mozei, Viešpats pasakė: "Išveskite izraelitus iš Egipto žemės gretą po gretos. "
Ex 6:26 These are that Aaron and Moses, to whom the LORD said, Bring out the children of Israel from the land of Egypt according to their armies.
Jer 17:25 tai pro šio miesto vartus ir toliau žygiuos karaliai, sėdintys Dovydo soste, karietose ar ant arklių, drauge su savo didžiūnais, Judo žmonėmis ir Jeruzalės gyventojais. Šis miestas amžiais bus gyvenamas.
Jer 17:25 Then shall there enter into the gates of this city kings and princes sitting upon the throne of David, riding in chariots and on horses, they, and their princes, the men of Judah, and the inhabitants of Jerusalem: and this city shall remain for ever.
Mk 14:7 Vargšų jūs visuomet turite šalia savęs ir, kada tik panorėję, galite jiems gera daryti, o mane turėsite ne visuomet.
Mar 14:7 For ye have the poor with you always, and whensoever ye will ye may do them good: but me ye have not always.

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