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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iš 23:26 Tavo žemėje nė viena moteris nekentės persileidimo nei nevaisingumo. Duosiu tau džiaugtis per visą gyvenimą.
Ex 23:26 There shall nothing cast their young, nor be barren, in thy land: the number of thy days I will fulfil.
Ps 95:10 Keturias dešimtis metųkokti man buvo toji karta. Tariau: ‘Tai žmonės, kurių širdis klysta; jie negerbia mano kelių. ’
Ps 95:10 Forty years long was I grieved with this generation, and said, It is a people that do err in their heart, and they have not known my ways:
Job 35:2 "Argi manai, kad teisinga sakyti: ‘Aš teisus Dievo akyse? ’
Job 35:2 Thinkest thou this to be right, that thou saidst, My righteousness is more than God's?
Mk 15:8 Susirinkusi minia pradėjo prašyti to, ką visuomet Pilotas darydavo.
Mar 15:8 And the multitude crying aloud began to desire him to do as he had ever done unto them.
Sk 15:25 Kunigas atliks permaldavimą už visą izraelitų bendriją, ir jiems bus atleista, nes tai buvo neapsižiūrėjimas, ir už savo klaidą jie atnašavo auką ­ ugninę atnašą Viešpačiui bei atnašą už nuodėmę Viešpaties akivaizdoje.
Nu 15:25 And the priest shall make an atonement for all the congregation of the children of Israel, and it shall be forgiven them; for it is ignorance: and they shall bring their offering, a sacrifice made by fire unto the LORD, and their sin offering before the LORD, for their ignorance:
Iz 1:28 Bet maištininkai ir nusidėjėliai bus drauge sutriuškinti; tie, kurie palieka Viešpatį, žus.
Isa 1:28 And the destruction of the transgressors and of the sinners shall be together, and they that forsake the LORD shall be consumed.
Įst 34:10 Niekada nuo tol Izraelyje nebekilo toks pranašas, kaip Mozė, su kuriuo Viešpats susitiko tiesiogiai.
De 34:10 And there arose not a prophet since in Israel like unto Moses, whom the LORD knew face to face,
Mt 12:8 Žmogaus Sūnus yra šabo Viešpats. "
Mat 12:8 For the Son of man is Lord even of the sabbath day.
Est 6:13 Kai papasakojo savo žmonai Zerešai ir visiems bičiuliams viską, kas jam buvo nutikę, patarėjai ir žmona Zereša tarė: "Jei Mordechajas, dėl kurio tu pradėjai smukti, yra iš žydų palikuonių, tai tu jo nenugalėsi. Dėl jo tu tikrai pražūsi. "
Es 6:13 And Haman told Zeresh his wife and all his friends every thing that had befallen him. Then said his wise men and Zeresh his wife unto him, If Mordecai be of the seed of the Jews, before whom thou hast begun to fall, thou shalt not prevail against him, but shalt surely fall before him.
Mt 24:31 Jis pasiųs savo angelus, kurie skardžiais trimitų garsais surinks jo išrinktuosius iš visų keturių šalių, nuo vieno dangaus pakraščio iki kito.
Mat 24:31 And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.
1Krn 3:7 Nogahas, Nefegas, Jafija,
1Ch 3:7 And Nogah, and Nepheg, and Japhia,
Ps 37:12 ז Nedorėlis spendžia pinkles teisiajamir griežia ant jo dantimis.
Ps 37:12 The wicked plotteth against the just, and gnasheth upon him with his teeth.
Ps 115:16 Dangūs ­ Viešpaties dangūs, bet žemę jis davė žmogui.
Ps 115:16 The heaven, even the heavens, are the LORD's: but the earth hath he given to the children of men.
1Krn 22:1 Todėl Dovydas tarė: "Čia bus Viešpaties Dievo Namai, ir čia bus Izraeliui deginamosios atnašos aukuras. "
1Ch 22:1 Then David said, This is the house of the LORD God, and this is the altar of the burnt offering for Israel.
Iz 60:2 Nors žemę gaubia sutemosir tautas dengia tamsybės, virš tavęs šviečia Viešpats, virš tavęs apsireiškia jo šlovė.
Isa 60:2 For, behold, the darkness shall cover the earth, and gross darkness the people: but the LORD shall arise upon thee, and his glory shall be seen upon thee.
Iz 30:33 Seniai jau sukrautas laužas, karaliui skirtas; tas laužas aukštas ir platus. Ugnies daug ir malkų krūva; Viešpaties alsavimas kaip sieros upė jį padega.
Isa 30:33 For Tophet is ordained of old; yea, for the king it is prepared; he hath made it deep and large: the pile thereof is fire and much wood; the breath of the LORD, like a stream of brimstone, doth kindle it.
Ps 43:3 Siųsk savo šviesą ir tiesą, ir teveda jos mane, teparveda mane prie tavo šventojo kalnoį tavo buveinę!
Ps 43:3 O send out thy light and thy truth: let them lead me; let them bring me unto thy holy hill, and to thy tabernacles.
Jer 17:4 Dėl savo elgesio prarasi paveldą, kurį tau daviau. Padarysiu tave vergu priešų krašte, kurio tu nepažįsti, nes mano pyktis užkūrė ugnį, kuri degs amžinai. "
Jer 17:4 And thou, even thyself, shalt discontinue from thine heritage that I gave thee; and I will cause thee to serve thine enemies in the land which thou knowest not: for ye have kindled a fire in mine anger, which shall burn for ever.
Ts 5:10 Pasakokite apie taijūs, jojantys ant rusvų asilių, jūs, sėdintys ant balno gūnios, ir jūs, einantys keliu pėsčiomis.
Judg 5:10 Speak, ye that ride on white asses, ye that sit in judgment, and walk by the way.
1Sam 24:22 Dovydas prisiekė Sauliui. Tada Saulius sugrįžo į namus, o Dovydas ir jo vyrai užkopė į kalnų tvirtovę.
1Sa 24:22 And David sware unto Saul. And Saul went home; but David and his men gat them up unto the hold.

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