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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jl 2:7 Kaip galiūnai jie puola, kaip kariai kopia per sienas. Visi žygiuoja pirmyn savo keliu, nenukrypdami nuo savo takų.
Joe 2:7 They shall run like mighty men; they shall climb the wall like men of war; and they shall march every one on his ways, and they shall not break their ranks:
Pr 15:19 kraštą kainitų, kenazų, kedemiečių,
Ge 15:19 The Kenites, and the Kenizzites, and the Kadmonites,
Dan 1:1 Trečiais Judo karaliaus Jehojakimo valdymo metais Babilono karalius Nebukadnecaras atžygiavo į Jeruzalę ir apgulė ją.
Da 1:1 In the third year of the reign of Jehoiakim king of Judah came Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon unto Jerusalem, and besieged it.
Ps 83:2 Štai maištauja tavo priešai, kelia galvas, kurie tavęs nekenčia.
Ps 83:2 For, lo, thine enemies make a tumult: and they that hate thee have lifted up the head.
2Krn 13:1 Aštuonioliktais karaliaus Jeroboamo metais Abija tapo Judo karaliumi.
2Ch 13:1 Now in the eighteenth year of king Jeroboam began Abijah to reign over Judah.
Pr 28:6 O Ezavas pastebėjo, kad Izaokas palaimino Jokūbą bei išsiuntė jį į Padan Aramą ieškoti žmonos, kad, duodamas savo palaiminimą, įsakė: "Neimk žmonos iš kanaaniečių dukterų"
Ge 28:6 When Esau saw that Isaac had blessed Jacob, and sent him away to Padanaram, to take him a wife from thence; and that as he blessed him he gave him a charge, saying, Thou shalt not take a wife of the daughers of Canaan;
Job 3:4 O, ta diena! Tebūna ji tamsa! Tenesirūpina ja Dievas aukštybėse, teneišaušta jai šviesa!
Job 3:4 Let that day be darkness; let not God regard it from above, neither let the light shine upon it.
Apd 13:14 O jie iš Pergės leidosi toliau ir pasiekė Pisidijos Antiochiją. Šabo dieną jie nuėjo į sinagogą ir ten susėdo.
Ac 13:14 But when they departed from Perga, they came to Antioch in Pisidia, and went into the synagogue on the sabbath day, and sat down.
1Sam 20:1 Dovydas pabėgo iš Najotų Ramoje. Nuėjęs pas Jehonataną, tarė: "Ką aš padariau? Koks mano nusikaltimas? Kuo nusikaltau tavo tėvui, kad jis tyko mano gyvybės? "
1Sa 20:1 And David fled from Naioth in Ramah, and came and said before Jonathan, What have I done? what is mine iniquity? and what is my sin before thy father, that he seeketh my life?
Apd 11:27 Tomis dienomis iš Jeruzalės į Antiochiją atvyko pranašų.
Ac 11:27 And in these days came prophets from Jerusalem unto Antioch.
Kol 2:19 nesilaikydamas vienybės su Galva, iš kurios visas kūnas, sąnariais ir gyslomis aprūpinamas bei jungiamas vienybėn, auga Dievo teikiamu ūgiu.
Co 2:19 And not holding the Head, from which all the body by joints and bands having nourishment ministered, and knit together, increaseth with the increase of God.
1Sam 7:14 Miestai, kuriuos filistinai buvo atėmę iš Izraelio, nuo Ekrono iki Gato, buvo sugrąžinti Izraeliui. Izraelis atgavo iš filistinų visas savo žemes. Be to, buvo taika tarp Izraelio ir amoritų.
1Sa 7:14 And the cities which the Philistines had taken from Israel were restored to Israel, from Ekron even unto Gath; and the coasts thereof did Israel deliver out of the hands of the Philistines. And there was peace between Israel and the Amorites.
Pr 40:8 Šie atsakė: "Sapnavome sapnus, ir nėra kas mudviem juos išaiškintų. " Juozapas tarė jiems: "Dievas tikrai gali išaiškinti! Prašau papasakoti juos man. "
Ge 40:8 And they said unto him, We have dreamed a dream, and there is no interpreter of it. And Joseph said unto them, Do not interpretations belong to God? tell me them, I pray you.
1Kor 10:6 Tie įvykiai yra mums pavyzdys, kad negeistume blogio, kaip anie geidė.
1C 10:6 Now these things were our examples, to the intent we should not lust after evil things, as they also lusted.
Lk 12:34 Kur jūsų lobis, ten ir jūsų širdis.
Lu 12:34 For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.
Pr 25:27 Kai berniukai užaugo, Ezavas buvo įgudęs medžiotojas, laukus mėgstąs vyras, tuo tarpu Jokūbas ­ tylus, mėgstąs būti namie prie palapinių.
Ge 25:27 And the boys grew: and Esau was a cunning hunter, a man of the field; and Jacob was a plain man, dwelling in tents.
Mt 4:14 Išsipildė pranašo Izaijo žodžiai:
Mat 4:14 That it might be fulfilled which was spoken by Esaias the prophet, saying,
Iz 24:11 Rėkaujama gatvėse, kad nebėra vyno; džiaugsmas dingo, linksmybės paliko kraštą.
Isa 24:11 There is a crying for wine in the streets; all joy is darkened, the mirth of the land is gone.
Job 15:13 kad atgręži savo dvasią prieš Dievąir leidi sau taip šnekėti?
Job 15:13 That thou turnest thy spirit against God, and lettest such words go out of thy mouth?
Apd 13:12 Tai pamatęs, prokonsulas įtikėjo, neatsistebėdamas Viešpaties mokslu.
Ac 13:12 Then the deputy, when he saw what was done, believed, being astonished at the doctrine of the Lord.

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