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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Sk 32:32 Mes kelsimės apsiginklavę Viešpaties akivaizdoje į Kanaano kraštą, bet mūsų paveldo nuosavybė bus šioje Jordano pusėje. "
Nu 32:32 We will pass over armed before the LORD into the land of Canaan, that the possession of our inheritance on this side Jordan may be our's.
Kol 3:15 Jūsų širdyse teviešpatauja Kristaus ramybė, į kurią esate pašaukti viename kūne. Būkite dėkingi!
Co 3:15 And let the peace of God rule in your hearts, to the which also ye are called in one body; and be ye thankful.
1Kar 6:21 Saliamonas išklojo Namų vidų grynu auksu, įdėjo aukso grandines į Šventyklos vidines duris. Jis aptraukė vidinę šventyklą auksu.
1Ki 6:21 So Solomon overlaid the house within with pure gold: and he made a partition by the chains of gold before the oracle; and he overlaid it with gold.
Zch 11:8 Per vieną mėnesį atsikračiau trijų piemenų, nes buvau dėl jų netekęs kantrybės, o ir jie manęs neapkentė.
Zec 11:8 Three shepherds also I cut off in one month; and my soul lothed them, and their soul also abhorred me.
Iz 39:7 ­ Ir iš tavo palikuonių, kurių susilauksi, kai kurie bus paimti; jie bus eunuchai Babilono karaliaus rūmuose! ’"
Isa 39:7 And of thy sons that shall issue from thee, which thou shalt beget, shall they take away; and they shall be eunuchs in the palace of the king of Babylon.
Ez 7:23 Nukalk grandinę, nes kraštas pilnas kruvinų nusikaltimų, o miestas kupinas smurto.
Eze 7:23 Make a chain: for the land is full of bloody crimes, and the city is full of violence.
1Kar 10:23 Taip karalius Saliamonas viršijo turtais ir išmintimi visus žemės karalius.
1Ki 10:23 So king Solomon exceeded all the kings of the earth for riches and for wisdom.
Apd 7:35 Tad tą Mozę, kurio jie buvo išsižadėję, sakydami: ‘Kas tave paskyrė valdovu ir teisėju? ’ ­ Dievas pasiuntė kaip valdovą ir išvaduotoją, globojamą angelo, kuris buvo pasirodęs jam erškėtyje.
Ac 7:35 This Moses whom they refused, saying, Who made thee a ruler and a judge? the same did God send to be a ruler and a deliverer by the hand of the angel which appeared to him in the bush.
Sk 26:4 "[surašysime žmones] nuo dvidešimt metų ir vyresnius", kaip Viešpats buvo Mozei įsakęs. Štai izraelitai, išėję iš Egipto žemės:
Nu 26:4 Take the sum of the people, from twenty years old and upward; as the LORD commanded Moses and the children of Israel, which went forth out of the land of Egypt.
Apd 21:34 Tuo tarpu iš minios šaukė tai šį, tai tą. Negalėdamas dėl triukšmo nieko tikro sužinoti, tribūnas įsakė nuvaryti Paulių į kareivines.
Ac 21:34 And some cried one thing, some another, among the multitude: and when he could not know the certainty for the tumult, he commanded him to be carried into the castle.
Jon 4:2 Todėl meldėsi Viešpačiui ir sakė: "O Viešpatie! Argi ne tai sakiau dar savo šalyje būdamas? Dėl to pirma ir į Taršišą bėgau, nes žinojau, kad tu esi maloningas ir gailestingas Dievas, kantrus ir kupinas ištikimos meilės, pasirengęs atleisti.
Jon 4:2 And he prayed unto the LORD, and said, I pray thee, O LORD, was not this my saying, when I was yet in my country? Therefore I fled before unto Tarshish: for I knew that thou art a gracious God, and merciful, slow to anger, and of great kindness, and repentest thee of the evil.
Kun 20:8 Laikykitės mano įstatų ir vykdykite juos. Aš, Viešpats, jus pašventinu.
Le 20:8 And ye shall keep my statutes, and do them: I am the LORD which sanctify you.
1Kar 20:30 Likusieji subėgo į Afeko miestą, bet jo siena užgriuvo ant dvidešimt septynių tūkstančių išlikusių vyrų. Ir Ben Hadadas pabėgo ir pasislėpė mieste.
1Ki 20:30 But the rest fled to Aphek, into the city; and there a wall fell upon twenty and seven thousand of the men that were left. And Benhadad fled, and came into the city, into an inner chamber.
Pat 23:18 Iš tikrųjų tada turėsi ateitį, ir tavo viltys nenueis niekais.
Pr 23:18 For surely there is an end; and thine expectation shall not be cut off.
Įst 17:17 Jis neims nei ves vis daugiau ir daugiau žmonų, kad jo širdis nenutoltų; nei kaups sidabro ir aukso daugiau, negu reikia.
De 17:17 Neither shall he multiply wives to himself, that his heart turn not away: neither shall he greatly multiply to himself silver and gold.
Jer 28:4 Jehojakimo sūnų Jechoniją, Judo karalių, ir visus Judo tremtinius, išvarytus į Babiloną, parvesiu į šią vietą, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis, ­ nes Babilono karaliaus jungą sulaužysiu. ’"
Jer 28:4 And I will bring again to this place Jeconiah the son of Jehoiakim king of Judah, with all the captives of Judah, that went into Babylon, saith the LORD: for I will break the yoke of the king of Babylon.
Ps 74:23 Neužmiršk savo priešų rėkavimo; ūžesys tų, kurie prieš tave maištauja, nesiliauja.
Ps 74:23 Forget not the voice of thine enemies: the tumult of those that rise up against thee increaseth continually.
Mt 25:24 Prisiartinęs tasai, kuris buvo gavęs vieną talentą, sakė: ‘Šeimininke, aš žinojau, kad tu ­ žmogus kietas: pjauni, kur nesėjai, renki, kur nebarstei.
Mat 25:24 Then he which had received the one talent came and said, Lord, I knew thee that thou art an hard man, reaping where thou hast not sown, and gathering where thou hast not strawed:
Ps 107:38 Jis laimino juos, ir jų labai daugėjo, ir jų galvijų skaičiui jis neleido sumažėti.
Ps 107:38 He blesseth them also, so that they are multiplied greatly; and suffereth not their cattle to decrease.
Jer 6:9 Taip kalba Galybių Viešpats: "Surink, tarsi vynuoges surinkIzraelio likutį! Tarsi vynuogių raškytojasrankomis keliskart pereik jo šakas.
Jer 6:9 Thus saith the LORD of hosts, They shall throughly glean the remnant of Israel as a vine: turn back thine hand as a grapegatherer into the baskets.

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