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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Kun 16:34 Štai jums amžinas įstatymas: atlikti permaldavimą izraelitų labui už visas jų nuodėmes kartą per metus. "Ir Mozė padarė, kaip Viešpats buvo jam įsakęs.
Le 16:34 And this shall be an everlasting statute unto you, to make an atonement for the children of Israel for all their sins once a year. And he did as the LORD commanded Moses.
Mk 11:10 Garbė tam, kuris ateina Viešpaties vardu! Šlovė besiartinančiai mūsų tėvo Dovydo karalystei! Osana aukštybėse! "
Mar 11:10 Blessed be the kingdom of our father David, that cometh in the name of the Lord: Hosanna in the highest.
Ez 16:58 Tu turi kęsti bausmę už savo ištvirkavimą ir bjauriuosius nusikaltimus", ­ tai Viešpaties žodis.
Eze 16:58 Thou hast borne thy lewdness and thine abominations, saith the LORD.
Ef 3:14 Dėl to aš klaupiuosi prieš Tėvą,
Ep 3:14 For this cause I bow my knees unto the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ,
1Krn 7:35 Jo brolio Helemo sūnūs: Cofachas, Imna, Šelešas ir Amalas.
1Ch 7:35 And the sons of his brother Helem; Zophah, and Imna, and Shelesh, and Amal.
2Krn 36:8 O kiti Jehojakimo karaliavimo įvykiai, jo bjaurūs pikti darbai ir kas už tai jam nutiko, aprašyta Izraelio ir Judo Karalių knygoje. Vietoj jo karaliumi tapo jo sūnus Jehojachinas.
2Ch 36:8 Now the rest of the acts of Jehoiakim, and his abominations which he did, and that which was found in him, behold, they are written in the book of the kings of Israel and Judah: and Jehoiachin his son reigned in his stead.
Ts 13:20 Liepsnoms šoktelėjus nuo aukuro dangaus link, Viešpaties angelas, Manoacho ir jo žmonos stebimas, pakilo aukuro liepsnose. Jiedu puolė kniūbsti ant žemės.
Judg 13:20 For it came to pass, when the flame went up toward heaven from off the altar, that the angel of the LORD ascended in the flame of the altar. And Manoah and his wife looked on it, and fell on their faces to the ground.
Pat 31:8 Kalbėk už tą, kuris pats už save negali kalbėti, ir dėl skurdžiaus teisių.
Pr 31:8 Open thy mouth for the dumb in the cause of all such as are appointed to destruction.
Lk 22:70 Tada jie visi sujudo klausti: "Tai tu esi Dievo Sūnus? " O jis atsakė: "Jūs pasakėte, kad Aš Esu! "
Lu 22:70 Then said they all, Art thou then the Son of God? And he said unto them, Ye say that I am.
Iz 23:12 Ir tarė jis: "Nebedžiūgausi daugiau, mergele, Sidono dukterie; tu patekai priespaudon. Nors pakiltum ir nukeliautum į Kitimų kraštą, ramybės ir ten tau nebus.
Isa 23:12 And he said, Thou shalt no more rejoice, O thou oppressed virgin, daughter of Zidon: arise, pass over to Chittim; there also shalt thou have no rest.
Lk 22:68 o jei paklausiu, man neatsakysite .
Lu 22:68 And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
Ps 31:7 Leisk man džiūgauti ir būti linksmamdėl tavo ištikimosios meilės, nes tu pažvelgei į mano kančiąir pasirūpinai manimi didžiame varge.
Ps 31:7 I will be glad and rejoice in thy mercy: for thou hast considered my trouble; thou hast known my soul in adversities;
Įst 12:9 nes dar nesate atėję į ramybės vietą ­ į paveldą, kurį Viešpats, jūsų Dievas, jums duoda.
De 12:9 For ye are not as yet come to the rest and to the inheritance, which the LORD your God giveth you.
Iz 10:16 Todėl Viešpats, Galybių DIEVAS, suliesins liga jo rubuiliusir po jo garbe pakurs ugnį, gaisro ugnį.
Isa 10:16 Therefore shall the Lord, the Lord of hosts, send among his fat ones leanness; and under his glory he shall kindle a burning like the burning of a fire.
Job 26:11 Dangaus skliauto stulpai dreba, apstulbinti griausmingo jo pagrūmojimo.
Job 26:11 The pillars of heaven tremble and are astonished at his reproof.
2Sam 17:29 medaus ir varškės, avių ir sūrio iš kaimenės Dovydui ir su juo esantiems žmonėms valgyti. Jie sakė sau: "Dykumoje žmonės tikriausiai alkani, išvargę ir kenčia troškulį. "
2Sa 17:29 And honey, and butter, and sheep, and cheese of kine, for David, and for the people that were with him, to eat: for they said, The people is hungry, and weary, and thirsty, in the wilderness.
Mk 6:5 Ir jis ten negalėjo padaryti jokio stebuklo, tik keliems ligoniams uždėjo rankas ir juos išgydė.
Mar 6:5 And he could there do no mighty work, save that he laid his hands upon a few sick folk, and healed them.
2Sam 6:5 Dovydas ir visi Izraelio namai šoko Viešpaties akivaizdoje, lydimi giesmių ir skambių instrumentų: lyrų, arfų, būgnelių su žvangučiais, tarškynių ir cimbolų.
2Sa 6:5 And David and all the house of Israel played before the LORD on all manner of instruments made of fir wood, even on harps, and on psalteries, and on timbrels, and on cornets, and on cymbals.
1Sam 10:15 "Pasakyk man, ­ liepė Sauliaus dėdė, ­ ką tau pasakė Samuelis! "
1Sa 10:15 And Saul's uncle said, Tell me, I pray thee, what Samuel said unto you.
Ps 32:2 Laimingas žmogus, kurio Viešpats nelaiko kaltu, kurio dvasioje nėra apgaulės.
Ps 32:2 Blessed is the man unto whom the LORD imputeth not iniquity, and in whose spirit there is no guile.

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