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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ez 12:22 "Žmogau, ką reiškia Izraelio žemėje jūsų patarlė: ‘Dienos prabėga, ir regėjimai nueina niekais’?
Eze 12:22 Son of man, what is that proverb that ye have in the land of Israel, saying, The days are prolonged, and every vision faileth?
Ps 24:5 Jis gaus Viešpaties palaiminimą, teisų atlygį Dievo, savo Gelbėtojo.
Ps 24:5 He shall receive the blessing from the LORD, and righteousness from the God of his salvation.
Pr 38:15 Pamatęs Judas ją palaikė kekše, nes ji buvo užsidengusi veidą.
Ge 38:15 When Judah saw her, he thought her to be an harlot; because she had covered her face.
Pat 22:8 Kas sėja pikta, tas pjaus nelaimę, ir bausmė, kurią užsitrauks, jį pribaigs.
Pr 22:8 He that soweth iniquity shall reap vanity: and the rod of his anger shall fail.
Jer 34:12 Jeremiją pasiekė Viešpaties žodis:
Jer 34:12 Therefore the word of the LORD came to Jeremiah from the LORD, saying,
Joz 15:51 Gošenas, Holonas ir Gilojas ­ vienuolika miestų su jiems pavaldžiomis gyvenvietėmis;
Jos 15:51 And Goshen, and Holon, and Giloh; eleven cities with their villages:
Iš 36:1 Todėl Becalelis ir Oholiabas bei visi nagingi vyrai, kuriems Viešpats davė išmonės ir išminties atlikti visus darbus statant šventyklą, imsis darbo ir padarys visa, kaip Viešpats įsakė. "
Ex 36:1 Then wrought Bezaleel and Aholiab, and every wise hearted man, in whom the LORD put wisdom and understanding to know how to work all manner of work for the service of the sanctuary, according to all that the LORD had commanded.
Sk 9:19 Net jeigu debesis pasilikdavo viršum Padangtės daug dienų, izraelitai paklusdavo Viešpačiui ir nekeliaudavo.
Nu 9:19 And when the cloud tarried long upon the tabernacle many days, then the children of Israel kept the charge of the LORD, and journeyed not.
1Kor 12:31 Taigi jūs siekite aukštesniųjų malonės dovanų! A_ trok_tu jums nurodyti dar prakilnesnį keli.
1C 12:31 But covet earnestly the best gifts: and yet shew I unto you a more excellent way.
Iz 5:7 Galybių Viešpaties vynuogynas ­Izraelio namai, o daigai, kuriais jis gėrėjosi, ­vyrai iš Judo. Jis laukė teisingumo, ir štai kraujo praliejimas! Jis laukė teisumo, ir štai klyksmas!
Isa 5:7 For the vineyard of the LORD of hosts is the house of Israel, and the men of Judah his pleasant plant: and he looked for judgment, but behold oppression; for righteousness, but behold a cry.
Pr 31:1 Jokūbas nugirdo Labano sūnus kalbantis: "Jokūbas paėmė visa, kas priklausė mūsų tėvui, ir susikrovė visą šį turtą iš to, kas turėtų priklausyti mūsų tėvui. "
Ge 31:1 And he heard the words of Laban's sons, saying, Jacob hath taken away all that was our father's; and of that which was our father's hath he gotten all this glory.
Jer 33:2 "Taip kalba Viešpats, kuris padarė žemę, duodamas jai pavidalą ir padėdamas jai pamatus, kurio vardas yra Viešpats.
Jer 33:2 Thus saith the LORD the maker thereof, the LORD that formed it, to establish it; the LORD is his name;
Žyd 10:27 ir tėra kažkoks baisus laukimas teismo ir naikinančios ugnies, kuri prarys priešininkus.
He 10:27 But a certain fearful looking for of judgment and fiery indignation, which shall devour the adversaries.
2Kar 21:13 Pritaikysiu Jeruzalei tą pačią matavimo virvę kaip Samarijai, ir tą patį pasvarą kaip Ahabo namams; taip šluostysiu Jeruzalę, kaip šluostoma lėkštė, trindamas ir apversdamas.
2Ki 21:13 And I will stretch over Jerusalem the line of Samaria, and the plummet of the house of Ahab: and I will wipe Jerusalem as a man wipeth a dish, wiping it, and turning it upside down.
Sk 21:29 Vargas tau, Moabai! Esi žuvusi, Kemošo tauta! Jis leido jo sūnums tapti bėgliais, jo dukterims būti paimtoms į nelaisvępas amoritų karalių Sihoną.
Nu 21:29 Woe to thee, Moab! thou art undone, O people of Chemosh: he hath given his sons that escaped, and his daughters, into captivity unto Sihon king of the Amorites.
Lk 3:11 Jis joms sakydavo: "Kas turi dvejus marškinius, tepasidalija su neturinčiu, ir kas turi ko valgyti, tegul taip pat daro. "
Lu 3:11 He answereth and saith unto them, He that hath two coats, let him impart to him that hath none; and he that hath meat, let him do likewise.
Žyd 8:9 Ne tokią Sandorą, kokią buvau sudaręs su jų tėvaistą dieną, kai paėmiau juos už rankos, norėdamas išvesti iš Egipto žemės. Jie neišsaugojo mano Sandoros, ir aš juos apleidau, ­ sako Viešpats. ­
He 8:9 Not according to the covenant that I made with their fathers in the day when I took them by the hand to lead them out of the land of Egypt; because they continued not in my covenant, and I regarded them not, saith the Lord.
1Krn 6:81 Hešbonas su ganyklomis ir Jazeras su ganyklomis.
1Ch 6:81 And Heshbon with her suburbs, and Jazer with her suburbs.
Ezd 4:22 Be to, rūpinkitės šiame reikale būti apdairūs, antraip bus daug nuostolio ir žalos karalystei. "
Ezr 4:22 Take heed now that ye fail not to do this: why should damage grow to the hurt of the kings?
2Sam 17:11 Todėl aš patariu, kad visas Izraelis nuo Dano ligi Beer Šebos ­ toks gausus kaip jūros smiltys ­ būtų surinktas prie tavęs, ir tu pats žygiuotumei į mūšį.
2Sa 17:11 Therefore I counsel that all Israel be generally gathered unto thee, from Dan even to Beersheba, as the sand that is by the sea for multitude; and that thou go to battle in thine own person.

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