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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ez 38:19 Kupinas pavydo ir pykčio įniršio aš pareiškiu: ‘Tą dieną Izraelio krašte bus didelis žemės drebėjimas.
Eze 38:19 For in my jealousy and in the fire of my wrath have I spoken, Surely in that day there shall be a great shaking in the land of Israel;
Kol 3:5 Numarinkite, kas jūsų nariuose žemiška: ištvirkavimą, netyrumą, aistringumą, piktą pageidimą, taip pat godumą, kuris yra stabmeldystė.
Co 3:5 Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry:
Apd 2:41 Kurie priėmė jo žodį, buvo pakrikštyti, ir tą dieną prisidėjo prie jų apie tris tūkstančius.
Ac 2:41 Then they that gladly received his word were baptized: and the same day there were added unto them about three thousand souls.
Am 1:9 Taip kalba Viešpats: "Kadangi Tyras nusikaltotris ir net keturis kartus , neatšauksiu savo ištarmės, nes jie išdavė į tremtį Edomuiištisas bendruomenes, nepaisydami broliškumo sandoros.
Am 1:9 Thus saith the LORD; For three transgressions of Tyrus, and for four, I will not turn away the punishment thereof; because they delivered up the whole captivity to Edom, and remembered not the brotherly covenant:
Ps 72:4 Tegina jis skriaudžiamųjų bylą tautoje, tegelbsti beturčių vaikusir tesutramdo engėjus.
Ps 72:4 He shall judge the poor of the people, he shall save the children of the needy, and shall break in pieces the oppressor.
2Kar 3:12 "Jis turi Viešpaties žodį", ­ tarė Juozapatas. Tad pas Eliziejų nuėjo ir Izraelio karalius, ir Juozapatas, ir Edomo karalius.
2Ki 3:12 And Jehoshaphat said, The word of the LORD is with him. So the king of Israel and Jehoshaphat and the king of Edom went down to him.
Mt 15:39 Paleidęs minią, jis sėdo į valtį ir nuplaukė į Magadano paribį.
Mat 15:39 And he sent away the multitude, and took ship, and came into the coasts of Magdala.
Oz 7:4 Jie visi yra svetimautojai, jie tarsi prikūrenta krosnis, kurioje kepėjui nebereikia kurstyti ugniesnuo tešlos minkymo iki jos iškilimo.
Ho 7:4 They are all adulterers, as an oven heated by the baker, who ceaseth from raising after he hath kneaded the dough, until it be leavened.
Jer 22:19 Jo laidotuvės bus kaip asilo; jis bus išvilktas ir išmestas už Jeruzalės vartų.
Jer 22:19 He shall be buried with the burial of an ass, drawn and cast forth beyond the gates of Jerusalem.
Ez 38:15 Ateisi iš savo vietos tolimiausiame šiaurės pakraštyje tu ir daug tautų drauge su tavimi, visi raiti ant žirgų, didžiulė kariauna ir galinga kariuomenė,
Eze 38:15 And thou shalt come from thy place out of the north parts, thou, and many people with thee, all of them riding upon horses, a great company, and a mighty army:
Fil 2:26 Jis labai jūsų pasiilgo ir sielojosi, kad išgirdote apie jo ligą.
Phil 2:26 For he longed after you all, and was full of heaviness, because that ye had heard that he had been sick.
Ez 36:27 Duosiu jums savo dvasią ir padarysiu, kad gyventumėte pagal mano įstatus, laikytumėtės mano įsakų ir juos vykdytumėte.
Eze 36:27 And I will put my spirit within you, and cause you to walk in my statutes, and ye shall keep my judgments, and do them.
Mt 18:6 O kas papiktintų vieną iš šitų mažutėlių, kurie mane tiki, tam būtų geriau, kad asilo sukamų girnų akmuo būtų užkabintas jam ant kaklo ir jis būtų paskandintas jūros gelmėje.
Mat 18:6 But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.
Iz 34:12 Edomo kilmingųjų daugiau nebeliks, nebebus, ką skelbti karaliumi, didžiūnai išnyks.
Isa 34:12 They shall call the nobles thereof to the kingdom, but none shall be there, and all her princes shall be nothing.
Apd 9:29 Jis kalbėdavosi bei ginčydavosi ir su helenistais, kurie nutarė jį nužudyti.
Ac 9:29 And he spake boldly in the name of the Lord Jesus, and disputed against the Grecians: but they went about to slay him.
Mt 9:34 O fariziejai kalbėjo: "Jis išvaro demonus jų valdovo galia. "
Mat 9:34 But the Pharisees said, He casteth out devils through the prince of the devils.
Neh 11:18 Iš viso levitų šventajame mieste buvo du šimtai aštuoniasdešimt keturi.
Ne 11:18 All the Levites in the holy city were two hundred fourscore and four.
Ez 14:1 Keletas vyrų iš Izraelio seniūnų atėjo pas mane ir atsisėdo priešais.
Eze 14:1 Then came certain of the elders of Israel unto me, and sat before me.
Sk 21:14 Todėl ir sakoma Viešpaties Karų knygoje : "Vahebas Sufoje ir tarpekliai, Arnonas
Nu 21:14 Wherefore it is said in the book of the wars of the LORD, What he did in the Red sea, and in the brooks of Arnon,
Pat 19:25 Apmuši pašaipūną, ir neišmanėlis išmoks protingumo; pamokysi protingą žmogų, ir jis įgis išmanymo.
Pr 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.

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