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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ps 119:75 Žinau, Viešpatie, kad teisūs tavo sprendimaiir kad dėl to mane nubaudei, jog esi ištikimas.
Ps 119:75 I know, O LORD, that thy judgments are right, and that thou in faithfulness hast afflicted me.
Įst 14:28 Kas treti metai atneši visą tų metų savo derliaus dešimtinę ir atiduosi ją į miesto svirną.
De 14:28 At the end of three years thou shalt bring forth all the tithe of thine increase the same year, and shalt lay it up within thy gates:
Jer 50:3 Mat iš šiaurės prieš jį atžygiavo tauta , kuri pavers jo kraštą ty´rais. Niekas jame nebegyvens, žmonės ir gyvuliai išlakstys.
Jer 50:3 For out of the north there cometh up a nation against her, which shall make her land desolate, and none shall dwell therein: they shall remove, they shall depart, both man and beast.
1Sam 1:16 Nepalaikyk savo tarnaitės niekam tikusia moterimi; visą tą laiką kalbėjau iš savo didelio skausmo ir kančios. " ­
1Sa 1:16 Count not thine handmaid for a daughter of Belial: for out of the abundance of my complaint and grief have I spoken hitherto.
Įst 17:8 Jei išspręsti bylą tau per sunku, ar tai būtų ginčas dėl žmogžudystės, ar įstatyminės teisės, ar dėl asmens užpuolimo ­ bet kokia ginčą kelianti byla tavo vartuose, ­ skubėk nueiti į vietą, kurią Viešpats, tavo Dievas, išrinks.
De 17:8 If there arise a matter too hard for thee in judgment, between blood and blood, between plea and plea, and between stroke and stroke, being matters of controversy within thy gates: then shalt thou arise, and get thee up into the place which the LORD thy God shall choose;
Jok 2:16 ir kas nors iš jūsų jiems tartų: "Keliaukite sveiki, sušilkite, pasisotinkite", o neduotų, ko reikia jų kūnui, kas iš tų žodžių? !
Ja 2:16 And one of you say unto them, Depart in peace, be ye warmed and filled; notwithstanding ye give them not those things which are needful to the body; what doth it profit?
Koh 1:12 Aš, Mokytojas, buvau Izraelio karalius Jeruzalėje.
Ec 1:12 I the Preacher was king over Israel in Jerusalem.
Įst 4:38 kad nuvarytų tau nuo kelio už tave didesnes ir galingesnes tautas ir įvestų tave į jų kraštą, duodamas jį tau kaip paveldą, kaip šiandien ir yra.
De 4:38 To drive out nations from before thee greater and mightier than thou art, to bring thee in, to give thee their land for an inheritance, as it is this day.
Apd 25:8 Paulius gynėsi: "Aš nieku nenusikaltęs nei žydų Įstatymui, nei šventyklai, nei ciesoriui. "
Ac 25:8 While he answered for himself, Neither against the law of the Jews, neither against the temple, nor yet against Caesar, have I offended any thing at all.
Lk 23:15 taip pat ir Erodas, nes sugrąžino jį atgal. Taigi jis nėra padaręs nieko, kas būtų verta mirties bausmės.
Lu 23:15 No, nor yet Herod: for I sent you to him; and, lo, nothing worthy of death is done unto him.
Apd 16:28 Bet Paulius garsiai sušuko: "Nedaryk sau pikto! Mes visi esame čionai. "
Ac 16:28 But Paul cried with a loud voice, saying, Do thyself no harm: for we are all here.
Job 30:8 niekšingi bevardžiai klajūnai, botagu iš šalies išvaryti.
Job 30:8 They were children of fools, yea, children of base men: they were viler than the earth.
1Tim 6:13 Dėl Dievo, kuris visiems duoda gyvybę, ir dėl Kristaus Jėzaus, kuris prie Poncijaus Piloto pateikė gerą išpažinimą, aš tau įsakau
1Ti 6:13 I give thee charge in the sight of God, who quickeneth all things, and before Christ Jesus, who before Pontius Pilate witnessed a good confession;
2Sam 24:11 Kitą rytą, Dovydui atsikėlus, Dovydo regėtoją pranašą Gadą pasiekė Viešpaties žodis:
2Sa 24:11 For when David was up in the morning, the word of the LORD came unto the prophet Gad, David's seer, saying,
Ps 107:9 nes jis patenkino trokštančiusir alkstančius pripildė gėrybių.
Ps 107:9 For he satisfieth the longing soul, and filleth the hungry soul with goodness.
Sof 1:5 visus, kurie ant stogų garbinadangaus Galybes , visus, kurie garbina ir prisiekia Viešpačiui, bet prisiekia ir Melechui,
Zep 1:5 And them that worship the host of heaven upon the housetops; and them that worship and that swear by the LORD, and that swear by Malcham;
1Krn 16:43 Tada visi žmonės išsiskirstė, kiekvienas į savo namus, ir Dovydas nuėjo namo savo šeimynos palaiminti.
1Ch 16:43 And all the people departed every man to his house: and David returned to bless his house.
Am 9:6 Jis statosi būstą danguje, o savo skliautui pamatus deda žemėje; jis pasišaukia jūros vandenisir išlieja juos ant žemės; jis vardu Viešpats.
Am 9:6 It is he that buildeth his stories in the heaven, and hath founded his troop in the earth; he that calleth for the waters of the sea, and poureth them out upon the face of the earth: The LORD is his name.
Pr 46:14 Zabulono vaikai: Seredas, Elonas ir Jachleelis.
Ge 46:14 And the sons of Zebulun; Sered, and Elon, and Jahleel.
Iz 34:2 Viešpats įpykęs ant visų tautųir įšėlęs ant visų jų galybių. Jis paliko jas prapulčiai, atidavė sunaikinti kaip atnašą.
Isa 34:2 For the indignation of the LORD is upon all nations, and his fury upon all their armies: he hath utterly destroyed them, he hath delivered them to the slaughter.

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