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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Oz 9:9 Jie skendi ištvirkimo gelmėsekaip Gibėjos dienomis . Jis atmins jų kaltę, nubaus už nuodėmes.
Ho 9:9 They have deeply corrupted themselves, as in the days of Gibeah: therefore he will remember their iniquity, he will visit their sins.
1Sam 23:29 Iš ten Dovydas užkopė į En Gedį ir apsistojo jo kalnų tvirtovėse.
1Sa 23:29 And David went up from thence, and dwelt in strong holds at Engedi.
Ps 45:6 Tavo sostas, Dieve, išsilaikys per amžių amžius, tavo karališkasis skeptras ­teisingumo skeptras.
Ps 45:6 Thy throne, O God, is for ever and ever: the sceptre of thy kingdom is a right sceptre.
2Sam 8:4 Dovydas paėmė iš jo tūkstantį septynis šimtus raitelių ir dvidešimt tūkstančių pėstininkų. Dovydas suluošino visus karo vežimų arklius, bet paliko iš jų pakankamai šimtui karo vežimų.
2Sa 8:4 And David took from him a thousand chariots, and seven hundred horsemen, and twenty thousand footmen: and David houghed all the chariot horses, but reserved of them for an hundred chariots.
Neh 8:9 Valdytojas Nehemijas, kunigas ir raštininkas Ezra ir levitai, aiškindami žmonėms, sakė visiems: "Ši diena šventa Viešpačiui, jūsų Dievui. Neliūdėkite ir neverkite. " Mat, girdėdami Įstatymo žodžius, žmonės verkė.
Ne 8:9 And Nehemiah, which is the Tirshatha, and Ezra the priest the scribe, and the Levites that taught the people, said unto all the people, This day is holy unto the LORD your God; mourn not, nor weep. For all the people wept, when they heard the words of the law.
Pat 9:10 Pagarbi Viešpaties baimė ­ išminties pradžia, o Šventojo pažinimas ­ protas.
Pr 9:10 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding.
Neh 13:25 Su jais bariausi, iškeikiau juos, kai kuriuos apmušiau, roviau jų plaukus ir prisaikdinau Dievu, tardamas: "Jūs neturite atiduoti savo dukterų jų sūnums nei imti jų dukterų savo sūnums ar sau patiems.
Ne 13:25 And I contended with them, and cursed them, and smote certain of them, and plucked off their hair, and made them swear by God, saying, Ye shall not give your daughters unto their sons, nor take their daughters unto your sons, or for yourselves.
Kun 14:9 Septintą dieną nusiskus visus galvos, barzdos, antakių plaukus; jis turi nusiskusti visus plaukus. Tada išsiplaus drabužius, išsimaudys vandenyje ir bus švarus.
Le 14:9 But it shall be on the seventh day, that he shall shave all his hair off his head and his beard and his eyebrows, even all his hair he shall shave off: and he shall wash his clothes, also he shall wash his flesh in water, and he shall be clean.
2Pt 1:12 Todėl aš nuolat jums priminsiu šituos dalykus, nors jūs ir žinote juos ir esate sutvirtinti turimoje tiesoje.
2P 1:12 Wherefore I will not be negligent to put you always in remembrance of these things, though ye know them, and be established in the present truth.
Mt 12:6 Bet sakau jums: čia daugiau negu šventykla!
Mat 12:6 But I say unto you, That in this place is one greater than the temple.
Mt 15:18 O kas išeina iš burnos, eina iš širdies, ir tai suteršia žmogų.
Mat 15:18 But those things which proceed out of the mouth come forth from the heart; and they defile the man.
Mk 4:36 Atleidę žmones, jie taip jį ir pasiėmė, kaip jis valtyje sėdėjo. Drauge plaukė kelios kitos valtys.
Mar 4:36 And when they had sent away the multitude, they took him even as he was in the ship. And there were also with him other little ships.
1Kar 4:25 Per visą Saliamono gyvenimą Judas ir Izraelis nuo Dano iki Beer Šebos gyveno saugiai, kiekvienas žmogus po savo vynmedžiu ir figmedžiu.
1Ki 4:25 And Judah and Israel dwelt safely, every man under his vine and under his fig tree, from Dan even to Beersheba, all the days of Solomon.
Įst 10:10 Išbuvau ant kalno keturiasdešimt dienų ir keturiasdešimt naktų. Dar kartą Viešpats išklausė mane ir sutiko tavęs nesunaikinti.
De 10:10 And I stayed in the mount, according to the first time, forty days and forty nights; and the LORD hearkened unto me at that time also, and the LORD would not destroy thee.
Lk 6:18 Jie susirinko jo pasiklausyti ir pagyti iš savo ligų. Buvo pagydomi netyrųjų dvasių varginamieji.
Lu 6:18 And they that were vexed with unclean spirits: and they were healed.
Apd 12:10 Šitaip juodu praėjo pro pirmą ir antrą sargybą ir prisiartino prie geležinių vartų į miestą. Vartai savaime atsidarė. Išėję pro juos, jie leidosi tolyn viena gatve. Staiga angelas nuo jo pasitraukė.
Ac 12:10 When they were past the first and the second ward, they came unto the iron gate that leadeth unto the city; which opened to them of his own accord: and they went out, and passed on through one street; and forthwith the angel departed from him.
Ps 143:10 Mokyk mane vykdyti tavo valią, nes tu mano Dievas. Teveda mane lygiu takutavo maloningoji Dvasia!
Ps 143:10 Teach me to do thy will; for thou art my God: thy spirit is good; lead me into the land of uprightness.
Pr 32:8 galvodamas: "Jei Ezavas užpultų ir sunaikintų vieną stovyklą, tai kita stovykla pabėgs. "
Ge 32:8 And said, If Esau come to the one company, and smite it, then the other company which is left shall escape.
Pr 3:13 Dievas kreipėsi į moterį: "Kodėl taip padarei? " Moteris atsakė: "Žaltys mane apgavo, aš ir valgiau. "
Ge 3:13 And the LORD God said unto the woman, What is this that thou hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.
Iz 59:10 Kaip akli palei sieną einame apgraibomis, kaip žmonės be akių, dvejodami dėl kelio. Pargriūvame vidudienį, lyg būtų prieblanda, gyvename tamsybėse kaip numirėliai.
Isa 59:10 We grope for the wall like the blind, and we grope as if we had no eyes: we stumble at noon day as in the night; we are in desolate places as dead men.

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