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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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2Kar 13:7 Iš tikro Jehoahazui nebebuvo likę karių, išskyrus penkiasdešimt raitelių, dešimt kovos vežimų ir dešimt tūkstančių pėstininkų, nes Aramo karalius buvo sunaikinęs juos ir sutrypęs kaip dulkes po kojomis.
2Ki 13:7 Neither did he leave of the people to Jehoahaz but fifty horsemen, and ten chariots, and ten thousand footmen; for the king of Syria had destroyed them, and had made them like the dust by threshing.
Iz 5:21 Vargas tiems, kurie išmintingi savo akyse, kurie, savo pačių manymu, gudrūs!
Isa 5:21 Woe unto them that are wise in their own eyes, and prudent in their own sight!
Jer 14:7 Nors mūsų kaltės ir liudija prieš mus, gelbėk, Viešpatie, dėl savo vardo! Nors mūsų atsimetimai nesuskaičiuojami, nors mes nusidėjome tau,
Jer 14:7 O LORD, though our iniquities testify against us, do thou it for thy name's sake: for our backslidings are many; we have sinned against thee.
Sof 1:4 Pakelsiu ranką prieš Judąir prieš visus Jeruzalės gyventojus. Išnaikinsiu iš šios vietosvisas Baalo liekanasir patį stabmeldžių kunigų vardą,
Zep 1:4 I will also stretch out mine hand upon Judah, and upon all the inhabitants of Jerusalem; and I will cut off the remnant of Baal from this place, and the name of the Chemarims with the priests;
Apr 20:11 Paskui aš pamačiau didelį baltą sostą ir jame Sėdintįjį, nuo kurio veido pabėgo žemė ir dangus, ir nebeliko jiems vietos.
Re 20:11 And I saw a great white throne, and him that sat on it, from whose face the earth and the heaven fled away; and there was found no place for them.
1Kor 3:16 Argi nežinote, kad jūs esate Dievo šventykla ir jumyse gyvena Dievo Dvasia?
1C 3:16 Know ye not that ye are the temple of God, and that the Spirit of God dwelleth in you?
1Kor 1:21 O kadangi pasaulis išmintimi Dievo nepažino iš Dievo išminties veikalų, Dievas panorėjo skelbimo kvailumu išgelbėti tuos, kurie tiki.
1C 1:21 For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe.
Dan 2:9 jei neatskleisite man sapno, jums tėra tik vienui vienas sprendimas. Jūs susimokę man kalbėti melagingais ir apgaulingais žodžiais, kol nepasikeis aplinkybės. Tad papasakokite man tą sapną, kad aš žinočiau, jog galite man jį paaiškinti. "
Da 2:9 But if ye will not make known unto me the dream, there is but one decree for you: for ye have prepared lying and corrupt words to speak before me, till the time be changed: therefore tell me the dream, and I shall know that ye can shew me the interpretation thereof.
Apd 27:39 Rytui išaušus, jūreiviai negalėjo pažinti žemės, tiktai pastebėjo nedidelę įlanką lėkštais krantais, į kurią, jei bus įmanoma, jie nutarė pasukti laivą.
Ac 27:39 And when it was day, they knew not the land: but they discovered a certain creek with a shore, into the which they were minded, if it were possible, to thrust in the ship.
Ps 18:29 Juk per tave galiu paimti užkardą, su savo Dievu galiu peršokti mūrą.
Ps 18:29 For by thee I have run through a troop; and by my God have I leaped over a wall.
1Sam 19:20 Tada Saulius išsiuntė pasiuntinius Dovydo suimti. Pamačius būrį pranašų, kalbančių dvasios pagavoje ir su Samueliu, stovinčiu tarp jų kaip vadu, Sauliaus pasiuntinius apėmė Dievo dvasia, ir jie kalbėjo dvasios pagavoje.
1Sa 19:20 And Saul sent messengers to take David: and when they saw the company of the prophets prophesying, and Samuel standing as appointed over them, the Spirit of God was upon the messengers of Saul, and they also prophesied.
Žyd 11:2 Per jį protėviai gavo gerą liudijimą.
He 11:2 For by it the elders obtained a good report.
Ps 94:12 Laimingas žmogus, kurį tu, Viešpatie, drausmini, kurį mokai savo įsakymų,
Ps 94:12 Blessed is the man whom thou chastenest, O LORD, and teachest him out of thy law;
Oz 1:8 Nujunkiusi Lo Ruhamą, ji tapo nėščia ir pagimdė sūnų.
Ho 1:8 Now when she had weaned Loruhamah, she conceived, and bare a son.
Oz 6:2 Po dviejų dienų jis mus atgaivins, trečiąją dieną jis mus prikels, kad būtume gyvi jo Artume.
Ho 6:2 After two days will he revive us: in the third day he will raise us up, and we shall live in his sight.
Iš 21:3 Jei ateina nevedęs, jis išeis nevedęs; jei ateina vedęs, jo žmona išeis drauge su juo.
Ex 21:3 If he came in by himself, he shall go out by himself: if he were married, then his wife shall go out with him.
Neh 9:24 Tad palikuonys įžengė ir paveldėjo kraštą: tu nugalėjai prieš juos krašto gyventojus kanaaniečius, atidavei jiems į rankas kartu su jų karaliais ir tautomis, kad pasielgtų su jais, kaip jiems patinka.
Ne 9:24 So the children went in and possessed the land, and thou subduedst before them the inhabitants of the land, the Canaanites, and gavest them into their hands, with their kings, and the people of the land, that they might do with them as they would.
Ez 7:1 Mane pasiekė Viešpaties žodis:
Eze 7:1 Moreover the word of the LORD came unto me, saying,
Jn 8:50 Aš neieškau sau garbės; yra ieškantysis ir teisiantysis.
Jo 8:50 And I seek not mine own glory: there is one that seeketh and judgeth.
Pr 20:18 nes dėl Abraomo žmonos Saros Viešpats buvo padaręs visas Abimelecho namų moteris visiškai nevaisingas.
Ge 20:18 For the LORD had fast closed up all the wombs of the house of Abimelech, because of Sarah Abraham's wife.

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