Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.


Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

Ez 17:17 Kai daugelio žmonių pražūčiai bus pilami pylimai ir statomi apgulos bokštai, faraonas jam kare nepadės nei savo galinga jėga, nei pulkų daugybe.
Eze 17:17 Neither shall Pharaoh with his mighty army and great company make for him in the war, by casting up mounts, and building forts, to cut off many persons:
Oz 14:8 Efraimai, ką aš turiu bendra su stabais? Tai aš išklausau ir rūpinuosi tavimi. Aš esu lyg amžinai žaliuojantis kiparisas, ir tavo ištikimybė kyla iš manęs. "
Ho 14:8 Ephraim shall say, What have I to do any more with idols? I have heard him, and observed him: I am like a green fir tree. From me is thy fruit found.
Ps 29:11 Tesuteikia Viešpats stiprybės savo tautai! Telaimina Viešpats savo tautą ramybe!
Ps 29:11 The LORD will give strength unto his people; the LORD will bless his people with peace.
Jn 1:51 Ir pridūrė: "Iš tiesų, iš tiesų sakau jums: jūs matysite atsivėrusį dangų ir Dievo angelus, kylančius ir nusileidžiančius ant Žmogaus Sūnaus. "
Jo 1:51 And he saith unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Hereafter ye shall see heaven open, and the angels of God ascending and descending upon the Son of man.
Job 3:25 Ko tik bijau, tas mane pasiveja, ir ko tik vengiu, tai mane ištinka.
Job 3:25 For the thing which I greatly feared is come upon me, and that which I was afraid of is come unto me.
Rom 13:8 Niekam nebūkite ką nors skolingi, išskyrus tarpusavio meilę, nes kas myli kitą, tas įvykdo įstatymą.
Ro 13:8 Owe no man any thing, but to love one another: for he that loveth another hath fulfilled the law.
Neh 11:20 O kiti izraelitai, kunigai ir levitai visuose Judo miestuose gyveno kiekvienas savo pavelde.
Ne 11:20 And the residue of Israel, of the priests, and the Levites, were in all the cities of Judah, every one in his inheritance.
Joz 24:33 Aarono sūnus Eleazaras mirė. Jis buvo palaidotas jo sūnaus Finehaso mieste ­ Gibėjoje, kuris buvo jam duotas Efraimo aukštumose.
Jos 24:33 And Eleazar the son of Aaron died; and they buried him in a hill that pertained to Phinehas his son, which was given him in mount Ephraim.
Ps 89:8 O Viešpatie, Galybių Dieve, kas panašus į tave? Galingas tu, Viešpatie, ir visur ištikimas!
Ps 89:8 O LORD God of hosts, who is a strong LORD like unto thee? or to thy faithfulness round about thee?
Iz 65:24 Atsiliepsiu pirmiau, negu jie šauksis, išklausysiu, dar jiems tebekalbant.
Isa 65:24 And it shall come to pass, that before they call, I will answer; and while they are yet speaking, I will hear.
Pr 40:22 O vyriausiąjį kepėją pakabino ant stulpo, kaip Juozapas ir buvo jiems aiškinęs.
Ge 40:22 But he hanged the chief baker: as Joseph had interpreted to them.
Ts 4:2 Užtat Viešpats atidavė juos į rankas Kanaano karaliui Jabinui, karaliavusiam Hacore. Sisera, gyvenęs Harošet ha Goimuose, buvo jo kariuomenės vadas.
Judg 4:2 And the LORD sold them into the hand of Jabin king of Canaan, that reigned in Hazor; the captain of whose host was Sisera, which dwelt in Harosheth of the Gentiles.
2Krn 29:12 Tada pakilo levitai: Amasajo sūnus Mahatas ir Azarijo sūnus Joelis iš Kehato palikuonių, iš Merario palikuonių ­ Abdžio sūnus Kišas ir Jehalėlelio sūnus Azarijas, iš geršonų ­ Zimos sūnus Joachas ir Joaho sūnus Edenas,
2Ch 29:12 Then the Levites arose, Mahath the son of Amasai, and Joel the son of Azariah, of the sons of the Kohathites: and of the sons of Merari, Kish the son of Abdi, and Azariah the son of Jehalelel: and of the Gershonites; Joah the son of Zimmah, and Eden the son of Joah:
Job 15:17 Aš tau parodysiu, jei manęs klausysiesi, ir paaiškinsiu tau, ką mačiau.
Job 15:17 I will shew thee, hear me; and that which I have seen I will declare;
Ps 50:10 Juk man priklauso visi gyvūnai miške, galvijai ant tūkstančio kalvų.
Ps 50:10 For every beast of the forest is mine, and the cattle upon a thousand hills.
Jl 2:31
Joe 2:31 The sun shall be turned into darkness, and the moon into blood, before the great and terrible day of the LORD come.
2Krn 28:23 atnašaudamas aukas Damasko dievams, kurie buvo jį nugalėję, nes manė: "Kadangi Aramo karalių dievai jiems padėjo, aš atnašausiu jiems aukas, kad ir man padėtų. " Bet jie tapo pražūtimi jam ir visam Izraeliui.
2Ch 28:23 For he sacrificed unto the gods of Damascus, which smote him: and he said, Because the gods of the kings of Syria help them, therefore will I sacrifice to them, that they may help me. But they were the ruin of him, and of all Israel.
Ts 15:3 Bet Samsonas atrėžė: "Šį kartą filistinai negalės manęs kaltinti už žalą, kurią jiems padarysiu. "
Judg 15:3 And Samson said concerning them, Now shall I be more blameless than the Philistines, though I do them a displeasure.
Pat 10:16 Teisiojo uždarbis veda į gyvenimą, o nedorėlio pelnas ­ į nuodėmę.
Pr 10:16 The labour of the righteous tendeth to life: the fruit of the wicked to sin.
Jer 51:55 Ak, niokoja Viešpats Babiloną, tildo jo siaubingą ūžesį! Šniokščia jo bangos kaip galingi vandenys, aidi jų siautėjantis ūžesys,
Jer 51:55 Because the LORD hath spoiled Babylon, and destroyed out of her the great voice; when her waves do roar like great waters, a noise of their voice is uttered:

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