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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Pat 11:20 Viešpats bjaurisi suktos širdies žmogumi, o tie, kurių elgesys be priekaišto, jam patinka.
Pr 11:20 They that are of a froward heart are abomination to the LORD: but such as are upright in their way are his delight.
Sk 28:13 ir dešimtadalį geriausių miltų, įmaišytų aliejumi, javų atnašai prie kiekvieno avinėlio ­ deginamąją auką, malonaus kvapo ugninę atnašą Viešpačiui.
Nu 28:13 And a several tenth deal of flour mingled with oil for a meat offering unto one lamb; for a burnt offering of a sweet savour, a sacrifice made by fire unto the LORD.
Pat 14:34 Teisumas išaukština tautą, o nuodėmė pažemina.
Pr 14:34 Righteousness exalteth a nation: but sin is a reproach to any people.
Jer 26:23 Jie paėmė Ūriją iš Egipto ir parvedė pas karalių Jehojakimą, o šis įsakė nužudyti jį kalaviju ir kūną išmesti į prastuomenės kapines.
Jer 26:23 And they fetched forth Urijah out of Egypt, and brought him unto Jehoiakim the king; who slew him with the sword, and cast his dead body into the graves of the common people.
Jer 29:6 Veskite žmonas, gimdykite sūnus ir dukteris, ieškokite žmonų savo sūnums ir leiskite dukteris už vyrų, kad ir jiems gimtų sūnūs ir dukterys. Jūsų privalo tenai daugėti, o ne mažėti.
Jer 29:6 Take ye wives, and beget sons and daughters; and take wives for your sons, and give your daughters to husbands, that they may bear sons and daughters; that ye may be increased there, and not diminished.
Lk 18:4 Jis ilgai spyrėsi, bet pagaliau tarė sau: ‘Nors aš Dievo nebijau nei žmonių nesidroviu,
Lu 18:4 And he would not for a while: but afterward he said within himself, Though I fear not God, nor regard man;
Kun 14:5 Kunigas palieps papjauti vieną iš paukščių viršum molinio indo, pripildyto šaltinio vandens.
Le 14:5 And the priest shall command that one of the birds be killed in an earthen vessel over running water:
Gal 2:19 Aš įstatymu numiriau įstatymui, kad gyvenčiau Dievui. Esu nukryžiuotas kartu su Kristumi.
Ga 2:19 For I through the law am dead to the law, that I might live unto God.
Mk 9:30 Iš ten išėję, jie keliavo per Galilėją. Jėzus nenorėjo, kad kas apie tai žinotų.
Mar 9:30 And they departed thence, and passed through Galilee; and he would not that any man should know it.
Iš 15:27 Paskui jie atėjo į Elimus, kur buvo dvylika vandens šaltinių ir septyniasdešimt palmių. Jie apsistojo ten prie vandens.
Ex 15:27 And they came to Elim, where were twelve wells of water, and threescore and ten palm trees: and they encamped there by the waters.
Apr 22:19 Ir jeigu kas atims ką nors nuo šios pranašystės knygos žodžių, Dievas atims jo dalį nuo gyvybės medžio ir šventojo miesto, kurie aprašyti šitoje knygoje. "
Re 22:19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.
Ps 33:1 Džiūgaukite, teisieji, Viešpatyje; dera, kad dorieji jį šlovintų.
Ps 33:1 Rejoice in the LORD, O ye righteous: for praise is comely for the upright.
2Sam 5:25 Dovydas padarė, kaip Viešpats buvo jam įsakęs, ir sumušė filistinus nuo Gebos ligi pat Gezero.
2Sa 5:25 And David did so, as the LORD had commanded him; and smote the Philistines from Geba until thou come to Gazer.
Pr 11:13 Šelachui gimus, Arpachšadas gyveno keturis šimtus trejus metus ir turėjo kitų sūnų bei dukterų.
Ge 11:13 And Arphaxad lived after he begat Salah four hundred and three years, and begat sons and daughters.
Iš 8:14 Jos buvo metamos į krūvų krūvas, visas kraštas dvokė.
Ex 8:14 And they gathered them together upon heaps: and the land stank.
1Kar 13:10 Tad Dievo vyras nuėjo kitu keliu. Keliu, kuriuo į Betelį buvo atėjęs, negrįžo.
1Ki 13:10 So he went another way, and returned not by the way that he came to Bethel.
Sk 26:22 Tokios tat yra Judo kiltys. Įtrauktųjų į sąrašą buvo septyniasdešimt šeši tūkstančiai penki šimtai.
Nu 26:22 These are the families of Judah according to those that were numbered of them, threescore and sixteen thousand and five hundred.
1Sam 7:11 Izraelio vyrai išėjo iš Micpos ir vijosi filistinus, niokodami juos iki pat anapus Bet Karo.
1Sa 7:11 And the men of Israel went out of Mizpeh, and pursued the Philistines, and smote them, until they came under Bethcar.
Pr 26:18 Izaokas atnaujino šulinius, iškastus jo tėvo Abraomo dienomis ­ filistinai buvo juos užvertę po Abraomo mirties ­ ir davė jiems tuos pačius vardus, kuriais buvo juos pavadinęs tėvas.
Ge 26:18 And Isaac digged again the wells of water, which they had digged in the days of Abraham his father; for the Philistines had stopped them after the death of Abraham: and he called their names after the names by which his father had called them.
Neh 10:5 Harimas, Meremotas, Abdija,
Ne 10:5 Harim, Meremoth, Obadiah,

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