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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ps 102:20 kad, išgirdęs belaisvių dejavimą, išlaisvintų pasmerktuosius mirti", ­
Ps 102:20 To hear the groaning of the prisoner; to loose those that are appointed to death;
Pr 14:8 Tuomet Sodomos karalius, Gomoros karalius, Admos karalius, Ceboimų karalius ir Belos (tai yra Coaro) karalius išžygiavo ir stojo į mūšį Sidimų slėnyje
Ge 14:8 And there went out the king of Sodom, and the king of Gomorrah, and the king of Admah, and the king of Zeboiim, and the king of Bela (the same is Zoar;) and they joined battle with them in the vale of Siddim;
2Kar 8:6 Karalius moterį klausinėjo, ir ji papasakojo jam. Tad karalius paskyrė vieną pareigūną, tardamas: "Sugrąžink jai visą jos nuosavybę ir visas pajamas iš ūkio nuo to laiko, kai ji paliko kraštą, iki dabar. "
2Ki 8:6 And when the king asked the woman, she told him. So the king appointed unto her a certain officer, saying, Restore all that was hers, and all the fruits of the field since the day that she left the land, even until now.
Mt 10:6 Verčiau lankykite pražuvusias Izraelio namų avis.
Mat 10:6 But go rather to the lost sheep of the house of Israel.
Ez 17:6 Jis augo ir išaugo vynmedžiu, bet besidriekiančiu ir žemaūgiu; jo šakos krypo [erelio] link, o šaknys skverbėsi gilyn į žemę. Taip jis išaugo vynmedžiu, leido ūglius, skleidė pumpurus.
Eze 17:6 And it grew, and became a spreading vine of low stature, whose branches turned toward him, and the roots thereof were under him: so it became a vine, and brought forth branches, and shot forth sprigs.
Ps 78:46 Jis atidavė jų pasėlius vikšrams, o jų triūso derlių ­ skėriams.
Ps 78:46 He gave also their increase unto the caterpiller, and their labour unto the locust.
Lk 1:40 Ji nuėjo į Zacharijo namus ir pasveikino Elzbietą.
Lu 1:40 And entered into the house of Zacharias, and saluted Elisabeth.
Iz 38:13 Ligi aušros aš šaukiuosi pagalbos. Tarsi liūtas jis triuškina visus mano kaulus. Dieną ir naktį tu vedi mane į pabaigą.
Isa 38:13 I reckoned till morning, that, as a lion, so will he break all my bones: from day even to night wilt thou make an end of me.
Jer 52:23 Granato obuolių ant visų šonų buvo devyniasdešimt šeši. Iš viso aplink pinučius buvo šimtinė granato obuolių.
Jer 52:23 And there were ninety and six pomegranates on a side; and all the pomegranates upon the network were an hundred round about.
2Krn 11:4 ’Taip kalbėjo Viešpats. Jūs nežygiuosite kovoti su savo giminėmis. Tegrįžta visi į savo namus, nes aš tai padariau. ’" Tad jie paklausė Viešpaties žodžio ir susilaikė nuo žygio prieš Jeroboamą.
2Ch 11:4 Thus saith the LORD, Ye shall not go up, nor fight against your brethren: return every man to his house: for this thing is done of me. And they obeyed the words of the LORD, and returned from going against Jeroboam.
Lk 2:11 Šiandien Dovydo mieste jums gimė Išganytojas. Jis yra Viešpats Mesijas.
Lu 2:11 For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.
Apd 3:5 Jis pakėlė galvą, tikėdamasis ką nors gausiąs.
Ac 3:5 And he gave heed unto them, expecting to receive something of them.
Sk 14:27 "Kiek ilgai ši nedora bendrija murmės prieš mane? Aš atkreipiau dėmesį į izraelitų murmėjimus prieš mane.
Nu 14:27 How long shall I bear with this evil congregation, which murmur against me? I have heard the murmurings of the children of Israel, which they murmur against me.
Gal 4:5 kad atpirktų esančius įstatymo valdžioje ir kad mes įgytume įsūnystę.
Ga 4:5 To redeem them that were under the law, that we might receive the adoption of sons.
Ez 23:30 tai atnešė tau dėl to, kad elgeisi kaip kekšė su tautomis ir susiteršei jų stabais.
Eze 23:30 I will do these things unto thee, because thou hast gone a whoring after the heathen, and because thou art polluted with their idols.
Job 36:7 Nuo teisiųjų jis nenugręžia akių, į sostą su karaliais juos amžiams sodinair išaukština juos.
Job 36:7 He withdraweth not his eyes from the righteous: but with kings are they on the throne; yea, he doth establish them for ever, and they are exalted.
Koh 10:8 Kas kasa duobę, tas įpuls į ją; kas ardo akmeninę tvorą, tą įgels gyvatė.
Ec 10:8 He that diggeth a pit shall fall into it; and whoso breaketh an hedge, a serpent shall bite him.
Iz 5:12 Lyros ir arfos, būgnelio ir fleitos lydimi, jie mėgaujasi pokyliuose vynu, o apie Viešpaties darbusnieko nenuvokiair nemato jo rankų užmojo.
Isa 5:12 And the harp, and the viol, the tabret, and pipe, and wine, are in their feasts: but they regard not the work of the LORD, neither consider the operation of his hands.
2Kar 9:6 Jehuvas atsikėlė ir įėjo į vidų. Jaunuolis išpylė aliejų jam ant galvos ir tarė: "Taip kalbėjo Viešpats, Izraelio Dievas: ‘Aš patepu tave Viešpaties tautos Izraelio karaliumi.
2Ki 9:6 And he arose, and went into the house; and he poured the oil on his head, and said unto him, Thus saith the LORD God of Israel, I have anointed thee king over the people of the LORD, even over Israel.
Jer 2:25 Tausok savo kojas, jos kone basos, o savo gerklę gelbėk nuo troškulio! Bet tu sakai: ‘Ne! Nė nesivilk! Aš myliu svetimus dievus ir paskui juos seksiu’.
Jer 2:25 Withhold thy foot from being unshod, and thy throat from thirst: but thou saidst, There is no hope: no; for I have loved strangers, and after them will I go.

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