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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ps 65:1 Choro vadovui. Psalmė. Dovydo giesmė. Pridera tau, Dieve, šlovės giesmė Sione; įžadai, tau padaryti, bus įvykdyti,
Ps 65:1 Praise waiteth for thee, O God, in Sion: and unto thee shall the vow be performed.
Įst 12:28 Rūpinkis paklusti visiems šiems žodžiams, kuriuos tau įsakau šiandien, idant gerai sektųsi tau ir tavo vaikams po tavęs amžinai, nes darysi, kas gera ir teisu Viešpaties, savo Dievo, akyse.
De 12:28 Observe and hear all these words which I command thee, that it may go well with thee, and with thy children after thee for ever, when thou doest that which is good and right in the sight of the LORD thy God.
Apr 3:19 Aš baru ir ugdau tuos, kuriuos myliu; tad būk uolus ir atsiversk!
Re 3:19 As many as I love, I rebuke and chasten: be zealous therefore, and repent.
Ps 119:161 ש Didžiūnai persekioja mane be priežasties, bet mano širdis pagarbiai žiūri į tavo žodžius.
Ps 119:161 Princes have persecuted me without a cause: but my heart standeth in awe of thy word.
Mk 14:70 Jis vėl išsigynė. Kiek vėliau aplinkiniai sakė Petrui: "Tu tikrai vienas iš jų; juk tu irgi galilėjietis. "
Mar 14:70 And he denied it again. And a little after, they that stood by said again to Peter, Surely thou art one of them: for thou art a Galilaean, and thy speech agreeth thereto.
Rom 16:13 Sveikinkite išrinktąjį Viešpatyje Rufą, taip pat jo bei mano motiną.
Ro 16:13 Salute Rufus chosen in the Lord, and his mother and mine.
Gal 4:30 O ką gi sako Raštas? ­ Išvaryk vergę ir jos sūnų, nes vergės sūnus negaus palikimo kartu su laisvosios sūnumi.
Ga 4:30 Nevertheless what saith the scripture? Cast out the bondwoman and her son: for the son of the bondwoman shall not be heir with the son of the freewoman.
Pat 27:3 Akmuo sveria, smėlis sunkus, o už juos abu sunkesnis kvailio apmaudas.
Pr 27:3 A stone is heavy, and the sand weighty; but a fool's wrath is heavier than them both.
Ez 13:12 Žiūrėkite! Kai siena sugrius, argi nebus jums sakoma: ‘Kur tas tinkas, kuriuo tinkavote? ’"
Eze 13:12 Lo, when the wall is fallen, shall it not be said unto you, Where is the daubing wherewith ye have daubed it?
Sk 4:7 Ant padėtinės duonos stalo užties mėlyną skarą; sudės ant jo lėkštes, smilkalų indus, liejamųjų atnašų dubenis ir ąsočius; ant jo bus ir įprastinė duona.
Nu 4:7 And upon the table of shewbread they shall spread a cloth of blue, and put thereon the dishes, and the spoons, and the bowls, and covers to cover withal: and the continual bread shall be thereon:
2Krn 28:6 Remalijo sūnus Pekachas per vieną dieną nukovė šimtą dvidešimt tūkstančių karių ­ visi jie buvo narsūs vyrai, ­ nes jie buvo palikę Viešpatį, savo protėvių Dievą.
2Ch 28:6 For Pekah the son of Remaliah slew in Judah an hundred and twenty thousand in one day, which were all valiant men; because they had forsaken the LORD God of their fathers.
Job 36:3 Savo žinojimą atsinešu iš toliir pateisinsiu savo Kūrėją.
Job 36:3 I will fetch my knowledge from afar, and will ascribe righteousness to my Maker.
Sof 1:15 Tai bus pykčio diena, sielvarto ir skausmo diena, pražūties ir siaubo diena, tamsos ir sutemų diena, juodų debesų diena,
Zep 1:15 That day is a day of wrath, a day of trouble and distress, a day of wasteness and desolation, a day of darkness and gloominess, a day of clouds and thick darkness,
Kun 13:17 Kunigas apžiūrės jį ir, jei oda yra tapusi balta, pripažins ligonį esant švarų. Jis švarus.
Le 13:17 And the priest shall see him: and, behold, if the plague be turned into white; then the priest shall pronounce him clean that hath the plague: he is clean.
Mk 15:45 Patyręs tai iš šimtininko, jis atidavė Juozapui kūną.
Mar 15:45 And when he knew it of the centurion, he gave the body to Joseph.
1Kar 16:24 Jis nupirko Samarijos kalvą iš Šemero už du sidabro talentus, kalvą įtvirtino ir miestą, kurį pastatė, pavadino Samarija kalvos savininko Šemero vardu.
1Ki 16:24 And he bought the hill Samaria of Shemer for two talents of silver, and built on the hill, and called the name of the city which he built, after the name of Shemer, owner of the hill, Samaria.
Nah 2:13 "Tikėk manimi, aš tavo priešas, ­ tai Galybių Viešpaties žodis, ­ aš paversiu tavo karo vežimus dūmais, o tavo liūtukus surys kalavijas. Padarysiu galą tavo grobikavimui žemėje, nebebus girdėti daugiau tavo pasiuntinių balso.
Na 2:13 Behold, I am against thee, saith the LORD of hosts, and I will burn her chariots in the smoke, and the sword shall devour thy young lions: and I will cut off thy prey from the earth, and the voice of thy messengers shall no more be heard.
Hab 2:6 Ar neims visi tokius žmones pajuokti, kalbėti apie juos patyčiomis ir patarlėmis? "Vargas tam, kuris krauna, kas jam nepriklauso! "Kiek ilgai nesiliausi kaupti daiktus, paimtus kaip užstatą?
Hab 2:6 Shall not all these take up a parable against him, and a taunting proverb against him, and say, Woe to him that increaseth that which is not his! how long? and to him that ladeth himself with thick clay!
Ps 11:2 Juk štai nedorėliai deda strėlę ant templės, įtempia lanką, norėdami šauti iš pasalųį doros širdies žmones.
Ps 11:2 For, lo, the wicked bend their bow, they make ready their arrow upon the string, that they may privily shoot at the upright in heart.
Mal 2:4 Taigi žinokite, kad siunčiau šį įsakymą dėl to, kad tvertų mano Sandora su Leviu, ­ sako Galybių Viešpats. ­
Mal 2:4 And ye shall know that I have sent this commandment unto you, that my covenant might be with Levi, saith the LORD of hosts.

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