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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Kor 15:10 Bet Dievo malone esu, kas esu, ir jo man suteiktoji malonė neliko bergždžia. Aš daugiau už juos visus esu įdėjęs triūso, žinoma, ne aš, o su manimi esanti Dievo malonė.
1C 15:10 But by the grace of God I am what I am: and his grace which was bestowed upon me was not in vain; but I laboured more abundantly than they all: yet not I, but the grace of God which was with me.
Neh 7:69 kupranugarių ­ keturi šimtai trisdešimt penki ir asilų ­ šeši tūkstančiai septyni šimtai dvidešimt.
Ne 7:69 Their camels, four hundred thirty and five: six thousand seven hundred and twenty asses.
Iz 66:6 Griausmas veržiasi iš miesto, balsas ­ iš Šventyklos. Tai balsas Viešpaties, atlyginančio priešams už jų darbus.
Isa 66:6 A voice of noise from the city, a voice from the temple, a voice of the LORD that rendereth recompence to his enemies.
Iz 62:7 Ir jam neduokite ramybės, kol jis neatstatys Jeruzalėsir jos nepadarys žemės pasididžiavimu.
Isa 62:7 And give him no rest, till he establish, and till he make Jerusalem a praise in the earth.
2Kor 2:9 Tam jums ir parašiau, kad patirčiau, ar jūs visais atžvilgiais esate klusnūs.
2C 2:9 For to this end also did I write, that I might know the proof of you, whether ye be obedient in all things.
Mal 3:10 Atneškite visą dešimtinę į sandėlį, kad būtų maisto mano Namuose, ir taip mane išmėginkite, ­ sako Galybių Viešpats. ­ Aš tikrai atidarysiu jums dangaus langus ir pilte apipilsiu jus visokeriopa palaima.
Mal 3:10 Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the LORD of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it.
Ps 109:8 Trumpas tebūna jo gyvenimas, ir kitas teužima jo vietą.
Ps 109:8 Let his days be few; and let another take his office.
Iš 8:25 Tada faraonas, pasišaukęs Mozę ir Aaroną, tarė: "Eikite, atnašaukite savo Dievui auką šiame krašte. "
Ex 8:25 And Pharaoh called for Moses and for Aaron, and said, Go ye, sacrifice to your God in the land.
1Sam 4:12 Vienas vyras iš Benjamino giminės, pabėgęs iš kovos rikiuotės, tą pačią dieną pasiekė Šiloją. Jo drabužiai buvo suplėšyti, galva aptaškyta purvu.
1Sa 4:12 And there ran a man of Benjamin out of the army, and came to Shiloh the same day with his clothes rent, and with earth upon his head.
Apd 10:2 Jis drauge su savo namiškiais pasižymėjo pamaldumu bei Dievo baime, dosniai šelpdavo žmones ir ištvermingai melsdavosi Dievui.
Ac 10:2 A devout man, and one that feared God with all his house, which gave much alms to the people, and prayed to God alway.
Neh 12:25 buvo Matanija, Bakbukija, Abdija. Mešulamas, Talmonas ir Akubas ėjo sargybą kaip vartininkai pamainomis prie vartų sandėlių.
Ne 12:25 Mattaniah, and Bakbukiah, Obadiah, Meshullam, Talmon, Akkub, were porters keeping the ward at the thresholds of the gates.
1Kar 10:8 Laimingi tavo žmonės! Laimingi tavo dvariškiai, nuolat tau tarnaujantys ir tavo išmintį girdintys!
1Ki 10:8 Happy are thy men, happy are these thy servants, which stand continually before thee, and that hear thy wisdom.
Ps 112:2 ג Jo palikuonys galingi, ד palaiminta dorųjų karta.
Ps 112:2 His seed shall be mighty upon earth: the generation of the upright shall be blessed.
Sk 20:3 Žmonės ginčijosi su Moze, sakydami: "Verčiau būtume žuvę, kai mūsų giminės žuvo Viešpaties akivaizdoje!
Nu 20:3 And the people chode with Moses, and spake, saying, Would God that we had died when our brethren died before the LORD!
Iz 57:10 Nuo tolimo kelio tu labai pavargai, bet niekados nepratarei: "Liausiuosi! "Tu sugebėdavai patenkinti savo gašlumą, todėl niekuomet ir nesisielojai.
Isa 57:10 Thou art wearied in the greatness of thy way; yet saidst thou not, There is no hope: thou hast found the life of thine hand; therefore thou wast not grieved.
Iz 59:11 Visi mes urzgiame lyg meškos, vaitojame lyg burkuojantys balandžiai; tikimės teisingumo, bet jo čia nėra, laukiame išganymo, bet jis toli nuo mūsų.
Isa 59:11 We roar all like bears, and mourn sore like doves: we look for judgment, but there is none; for salvation, but it is far off from us.
Iš 8:8 Tada faraonas, pasišaukęs Mozę ir Aaroną, tarė: "Prašykite Viešpatį, kad atitolintų varles nuo manęs ir mano valdinių, o aš leisiu tautai eiti atnašauti auką Viešpačiui. "
Ex 8:8 Then Pharaoh called for Moses and Aaron, and said, Intreat the LORD, that he may take away the frogs from me, and from my people; and I will let the people go, that they may do sacrifice unto the LORD.
Apd 10:20 Greičiau kelkis, lipk žemyn ir nedvejodamas keliauk su jais, nes aš juos atsiunčiau. "
Ac 10:20 Arise therefore, and get thee down, and go with them, doubting nothing: for I have sent them.
Mk 10:5 Tuomet Jėzus prabilo: "Dėl jūsų širdies kietumo parašė jums Mozė tokį nuostatą.
Mar 10:5 And Jesus answered and said unto them, For the hardness of your heart he wrote you this precept.
Lk 17:25 Bet pirmiau jam reikės daug iškentėti ir būti šios kartos atmestam.
Lu 17:25 But first must he suffer many things, and be rejected of this generation.

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